* The Mistress of All Worlds pops in* Hello to all those peoples out there! I'm the Mistress of All Worlds but you can call me Myst for short! I really hope you like my story. The pairings will be L/G, F/X, Ph/M, and an A/Z/S triangle. But you know what? This is coming out on my first day of school! Isn't it ironic? So sit back, relax, and bring me some caffeine!

Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers. Though, I wish I do cuz then Phibby wouldn't be dead!

The Slayers Adventures In High School

Lina Inverse sighed. Another year in high school was here. Another year of getting in trouble with the teachers. Another year of rules. Another year of getting teased about how everybody thought she was ten years old. Another year of beating up people who made fun of her. Okay! So maybe she liked the last part but still. This year was probably going to be a drag like all the other years in school.

"Hey Lina!" Gourry yelled from across the street.

"What do you want, Jellyfish Brains?" Lina growled Gourry when he walked up to her using the infamous nickname that we all know.

"I was just going to walk with you!" Gourry asked cheerfully not noticing Lina wasn't in a great mood. Lina shook her head. Gourry was always going to be. well, Gourry! The two of them walked towards school talking. Actually, Gourry was talking and Lina was just mumbling about killing the stupid Jellyfish Brains if he didn't stop talking soon.

"STUPID NAMAGOMI!"

Curses were heard from the front lawn of the high school. Lina immediately knew Filia and Xellos were already at school. She came to the sight of Filia with her dragon tail out hitting Xellos with her mace.

"Good morning, Filia! Good morning, Namagomi!" Gourry greeted. Filia stopped hitting Xellos and she and Xellos both sweat-dropped about how naive Gourry could be.

"Oh! Good morning, Gourry, Lina!" Filia said like she never was angry.

"Filia, you should put your tail in before a teacher comes. You know the teachers don't like it when anybody isn't in human form!" a voice said from behind Filia. Filia looked around and saw Ameria smiling nicely at her.

"Hello everybody! Aren't you guys so happy school's back?" Ameria said. Everybody grumbled except Gourry who nodded his head.

"Hey guys? Where's Zelgadis?" Filia asked noticing a person in their group was missing.

"Right here," Zelgadis said in his usual gloomy voice walking out of the shadows.

"Zel!" Ameria cried instantly clinging to the stone boy's arm.

"Hey, little bro! Have you seen Phibrizzo around? We haven't seen him anywhere!" Xellos whipped around to find his big sister, Xellas, standing behind him with her group consisting of Dolphin, Dynast, and Gaav. Except on person was missing.

A moment after Xellas asked the question, a purple haired boy who stood at about 5'9" and was pretty muscular bounced up to them. His purple hair went to his shoulders and put in a ponytail and had a resemblance to the small Phibrizzo except he wasn't small.

"Hey guys! How was your summer?" he asked.

"Do we know you?" Dynast asked.

"Ah guys! I haven't changed that much, have I?" the boy asked.

"Phibrizzo?!?" everybody exclaimed.

"The one and only!" he chimed.

"But you're too tall to be him! He was, I mean you were like 5'1"!" Lina said.

"So why did you get big? Was it for a girl?" Gaav asked slyly winking at him.

Phibrizzo blushed and started stuttering.

Gaav slapped him on the back and said, "I knew you had it in you! So who's the girl?"

"Please don't slap me! And you don't know the girl and she doesn't go to this school!" Phibrizzo said choked after having the breath taken out of him.

But before they could continue on their conversation, a voice rang out.

"You all should get to class or you'll be late on the first day!" They all looked up to see Rezo smiling eerily at them. Then Rezo gave a slight nod of his head and walked away.

"You're grandfather is really freaky, Zel!" Lina whispered to the chimera watching Rezo retreat.

So did you enjoy? Please review and not flame so hopefully I'll be happy and continue!