(fwi this series is loosely based on the spiderman comic, its my own take on the material.)
NEW MEXICO
WHAM! The avengers are in a knock out, drag down fight with an army of mole men
I know what you're gonna say.
"You got girl problems, a full-time job at horizon labs, a full-time membership at any super-team that will have you, including two (seriously TWO) separate teams of avengers.
spiderman, where DO you find the time?
"Four more down, whats next?"
Spidey then remembers the 30 story tall robot death machine three feet away from him that red hulk and iron man are taking down.
"What does it look like princess?" Red hulk roared.
"oh. right. that, uh lets call a spade a spade⦠I'm not bringing down the giant robot."
Spider-woman swings by him into action, "Whats the matter kid, we're saving the world, got somewhere better to be?"
"well actually, i haven't slept in days and.." reluctantly, he charges at the death machine.
"can't even riff with a giant robot"
MEANWHILE, AT THE NEW YORK MARATHON
Its the event of the year. The new york marathon, thousands of participants ready to race, and on the stage, mayor J. Jonah Jameson
so about your question, how do u find the time to be an avenger and your friendly neighborhood spiderman? How do i always make it back to new york city to deal with my stuff?
J.J. readies his starting pistol, "Lets get this over with so these jog hippies can go back to dressing like normal human beings."
Well honestly
BLAM!
every participant starts jogging across the new york state bridge.
Sometimes i don't.
SSSCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THOUSANDS OF MOLE MEN RUN ACROSS THE BRIDGE, KILLING HUNDREDS OF THE JOGGERS.
PRESENTS
THE AVENGING SPIDERMAN
