"Mmmmaaaaaxxxxiiiiii!" I heard Fang cry. I squealed and ran Futher across the green grass, giggling. I looked behind me to see Fang RIGHT behind me. I screamed, he reached out his hand to tag me, aaaannnndddd,
"DINNERRR!" Cried my mommy and Mary (a/n: Fang's mom). I stuck out my tongue triumphantly!
"Ha! Beat you Fangy P!"
"Whatever I was ALMOST about to tag you Maxi E!" screamed the six year old Fang smiling. I giggled. We grabbed hands and skipped off the the Patterson manor, for dinner.
"WAIT!" I said, screetching to a halt.
"What?" Asked Fang.
"Lets play a trick on our mommies!" I told Fang. An evil smile spread across his face.
"Rousers FOREVER!" he said slapping me a high five. [A/N: When y'all were little did y'all ever make little fake clubs? I remember when my friends an I used to do that! So that's pretty much their club name. The "Rousers", as in trouble makers."
"CHILDREN NOW!" screamed Mrs. Patterson. Fang reddened.
"Um maybe we should wait till after dinner..." said Fang
"Ooooohhhh is Fangy P scared of his ickle-mommy!" I asked, gigglig like the six year old I was.
"Who? ME! Oh Maxi E... Fang Christopher Patterson is Not scared of ANYTHING!" he said bravely, puffing out his chest. I rolled my eyes.
"CHILDREN GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE THIS INSTANT!" screamed my mom. Fang screamed like a girl and ran as fast as he could. I took off after him...
"Hey I thought you said you weren't afraid of anything!" I screamed.
"She said the 'B' word, she means buisness!" he screamed back to me. I giggled and ran to the house after my Fangy P.
"So Max tell us one more time how scared Mister big and mighty Fang was of us?" asked Mary. I giggled.
"Oh VERY scared! His face reddened and he took off running," I told her, sticking my tongue out at Fang. We sat around a table with the food in front of us. Fang frowned at this.
"No! Well yes! Sarah [a/n: Max's mom] you used a bad word and it scared me!" Fang said defensively.
"Sssssuuurrrreeeee Fangy P," I told him rolling my eyes giggling. He huffed up and crossed his arms.
"May. I. Please. Be. Excused." Fang said sharply. We all went on eating with smiles.
"Nope," said my mom and Mary said at the same time, with their mouths full of mashed potatoes.
"Dddooonnnn'ttttt tttaaalllkkkk wwwwiiittttttthhhhhhhh yyyyoooouuuurrrrr mmmmoooouuuutttttttthhhhh mom!," Fangy and I said at the same time.
"Yyyyyyeeesssss ma'am, yyyyeeeeessssss sir!" they said with a sigh. Me and Fangy looked at each other and giggled. I took one more bite of my mashed potatoes and then I was done with them. I opened my mouth and showed Fangy the chewed up mashed potatoes. "Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!" i said with my mouth wide open. "Eeeeewwwwwww!" said Fangy, looking away. I giggled.
"Mmmmaaaaxxxx," said Mary looking at me pointedly. I giggled and kissed her cheek.
"Hey Fang! Man up!" said my mom.
"Yaaaaaaa!" I said laughing.
"I am very manly!" said Fang, puffing his chest out like a rooster.
"Do you have a tattoo!" I asked accusingly.
"No..."
"Then you're not a man! Naynanayna boo boo!" I screetched.
"Actually I do have one!" Fang said
"Nu-uh!"
"Uh-hu!"
"NO!"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO!
"YES!"
"Fine! Then show me!"
"I can't..."
"Why? Because you don't have one!" I told him, giving him a superior smirk.
"No... It's on my butt! So THERE!" Fang said. I glared at him, biting down on my tongue to keep from saying something rude.
"I don't even care! Cuz I don't believe you!"
"Whatever Maxi E... Hurry up and come on! Let's go outside!"
I scooted back my chair with a screech, and jumped down, running out of the dining room after him.
"Race You!" He said. We took off as fast as we could. We hopped down the stairs, pushing and shoving each other. We ran into the living room, and Fangy pulled the back of my shirt and ran ahead of me. My face got red and I stomped my foot.
"CHEATER!" I said, angrily at him.
"NO! He said, turning to face me at the door. "It was smart strategy." I took a step towards him, but ran into the couch, and fell down. I clutched my leg and cried out in pain. Fangy ran up to me quickly and gasped,
"Are you okay!" I looked at him.
"I don't know... I'm going to try to stand up, and you look at it," I told him. I stood up and he knelt down on his knees to look. Then...
I TOOK OFF RUNNING. I burst out the door and into the green yard. A few seconds later, Fang came running out. "BEAT YOU!" I cried.
"CHEATER!" Fang said. I gave him my sweetest smile and said,
"NO! It was smart strategy."