The-Super-short-pologue-of-doom!
One fine morning in that splendorous haven we all know and love: 'Rivendel". The sun show in lazy beams through the brightly colored trees, illuminating the mist-shrouded valley below: It was a perfect day; in short, it was the kind of day a Mary-Sue would elusively appear and make Legolas' well, yeah…anyway, it was one of those days.
Everyone's favorite prince of Mirkwood was about to invite the entire fellowship, plus anyone else he could think of. He wanted to share something with them, something he had found. It was an urgent matter of curiosity.
That morning he had found a strange device in the courtyard. It was a folding box, with a screen. Where pictures showed up, and a strange thing that was connected to it by a cord…and you clicked it.
Legolas had found a computer…and had discovered the horrors of the fan-fiction website!