Here we go
"Okay i call this meeting of the Ichigo fan club to order" Matsumoto said smacking her hands together "Whats the first order of business today Rukia"
"Well we are still debating who gets him and some mean hurtfull things were said about me and my mother" Rukia said reading from the clipboard
"I got a soulution to this problem" Yourichi said raiseing her hand
"Do tell" Matsumoto said quirking an eyebrow
"All that agree that name calling is off limits say aye" Yourichi said looking at ther fellow members for support
"Aye: they all said in unison
"okay now That it is settled umm i liked to discuss our main source of revenue" Rukia said happy that she would no longer be called a flat chest midget bean pole "Oh Ichigo and cream comics are selling well in the soul society as well as the human world but now theres the issue of what to do with our excess funds"
"We could pay someone to take naked pictures of Ichigo" Isane suggested blushing
"I like that" Unhana said smileing at the thought
"Me Too i want Naked pictures of Itsygo" Nel said happily bouncing in her seat
"All in favor" Matsumoto said raiseing her gavel
"aye" they cheered in unison raiseing there hands
"Rukia Have you seen this" Ichigo said bursting through the door
"Ichigo" they all said shocked to see him there
"Have you seen this" Ichigo said holding a book out infront of him
"No no what is it" Rukia said blushing relizeing Ichigo had found there little hentai comic
"I found Tatsuki with one and saw that it was from Urahara's shop so i beat the hell out of him and he said there some Fan club out there drawing naked pictures of me and selling them" Ichigo said distraught
"Oh my this is terrible" Matsumoto said grabbing the book
"Hey don't look at that" Ichigo said trying to grab the book from her
"Oh come on everyone else has seen it" Matsumoto said enjoying his reaction
"You have to help me find these people and stop them" Ichigo said angerly tearing the book to shreds
"Sorry Ichigo but we are having a meeting" Soi fon said flicking him on the for head
"I being exploited here and all you care about is you stupid shimigami's women association meeting" Ichigo said glarieing at her
"Come on Ichigo its not that bad you should be flattered" Rukia said blushing she was terrible at lieing
"Flattered there seeling naked drawings of me how would you like it if some group of guys started drawing you naked and selling the pictures to other perverts" Ichigo growled stomring out
"He's so cute when he's angry" Unohana said smileing dreamily
Hahaha this just amuses me