ok ...so this was when chi chi and goku decided to have an kid
ok so one day chi chi wanted to get pregnant because she sick of seeing goku so 3 weeks later she ended up pregnant that's when she went to the hospital to get an ultrasound ad it showed gohan wasn't very bright chi chi wanted to abort him cuz she wanted an smarter kid but it didn't work so technically she was forced to have gohan
Gohan came out um...idefk but he was an newborn and he grew up liking cock and then when he was grown adult his dad finally told him
Um...son I gotta tell u something ,yea dad
well u were aborted
I WAS WHAT!!??!
yea...long story um u we're retarded and grew up liking cock and then got an girl pregnant so ya..
wow I'm speechless dad...(setting: videl baby shower)
I'm so sorry son but ur here now u were an miracle ;)*trying to cheer his hopes up*
how in the fuck am I miracle if u said I got aborted and grew up liking cock and got an girl pregnant
I actually like my life style dad and it doesn't matter if u and mom don't like it I'm just upset that u guys wanted me aborted what was the point of having an kids if ur gonna abort them
cuz we we're stupid gohan
yes u guys really were stupid
ooooohhh gohan "chi chi called"
are u enjoying the baby shower
gohan shoved chi chi and went over to videl
what's his problem? "chi chi asked"
I told him the story
god dammit goku u ruin everything I thought we was gonna go with my plan
giving ur son cancer!?!! is the plan and telling him at his last moment "goku said"
that's not an plan
it's cruelty
I know..."chi chi said sadly "
hey mom dad
yes???
yes???
well I forgive u for the whole abortion thing ik u guys we're scared of having child and weren't ready to be parents o get that
awwww sweetie "chi chi said happily"
see honey boys are boys they get over everything "goku said"
follow me outside u guys I have an surprise to show and tall you "gohan said"
chi chi goku and gohan went outside
ok son tell us
well I have an secret to tell you
yea"goku and chi chi concerned "
well u know what I do with pieces of SHIT
what?'goku asked"
I DO THIS!
gohan grabbed chi chi up an threw her to the sun
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD U DO THAT TO UR OWN MOTHER
gohan got goku and did the same thing
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THAT'S WHAT U GET FOR ABORTING ME!
ha!looks like I aborted them wait...that doesn't sound right!oh whatever.. at least I wouldn't have to deal with them pieces of SHIT
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