One day in the Decepticon HQ, Starscream was just chillin' and playing video games on their stolen plasma screen TV. That stupid human never saw him coming. Just when he was about to finish baking his cake on Cooking Mama for the Wii, he heard the most repulsive noise, someone singing. Then a loud crash was heard, which made Starscream jump and drop the controller so his cake was left in the oven too long because he couldn't pick it up fast enough. "NOOOOO!" he screamed in his stupid voice, "WHY CAN I NEVER BAKE THE CAKE!" This was the 813,934,072,846,735,745,835,026,001st time he had tried to bake a cake on Cooking Mama.
Then he started crying like the little girl he is, but then became angry that someone made him lose the game. So he threw a hissy-fit and started stomping towards the direction of the sound and the singing. He threw open the door, not even paying attention to which door it was, and started screaming, "NOW LOOK HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT I CANT GET ANYTHING DON-" then his logic processors realized what he was seeing. It was Megatron, in a pink tutu, and he was frozen in the middle of doing a very girly ballerina dance and the audience was plushies of each of the Autobots. Not to mention his room was painted pink, had some My Little Ponies stuff and in the corner was a shrine dedicated to his love of his brother, Optimus Prime. Starscream just stood there in total shock, he had never been inside Megatron's room before, and was glad that he hadn't until now. I can never unsee this…. He thought vaguely before Megatron screamed, "FORGET EVERYTHING!" The rest of the Decepticons had heard this because he screamed this, then naturally came running to see the problem. The rest stood behind Starscream in utter horror. Only Soundwave had the ability to think and took pictures of everything. Then they all ran away screaming.
A week later they were found in the middle of the Arizona Desert by the Autobots and the NEST army people. The Decepticons where in various positions trying to cope with the horror they had seen. Starscream and Bonecrusher where in fetal positions, Blackout was rocking back and forth and sucking his thumb, Barricade and Brawl where holding each other crying and Frenzy was squished between them, the rest all sitting with blank exspressions on their faces and not looking at anything. Optimus Prime looked at them like WTF, then said, "is everything all right?" They all stopped crying and whatever they were doing to look at him, then they all started groveling at his feet begging him to let them be Autobots. "Fine" Optimus said because they were all obviously emotionally scarred for life.
When they all went back to the Autobot base on Diego Garcia, Soundwave finally handed over the pictures which caused their trauma. It entertained everyone on the base, both human and mech, for weeks. Eventually they were put on the internet and Megatron became the laughing-stock of the entire planet.
A/N: Don't hate please... first story ever... it sucks... i know... Also i have never played Cooking Mama, so i have no idea what you do in the game.