This has been bugging me for awhile, so eye had to get it out so eye can work on my other stories... Eye do not own Hetalia, but eye do own my OC's!
A Continent of Ice
The meeting was halfway done and everyone was anxious to get back to their homes, and to get away from the freaks that they work with. Australia kept on staring at the door in a nervous manner all mourning, and it was getting worse as the time was approaching the turn for his speech. No one really commented on that, even though they were very curious about why the laid back country should be nervous.
Well, the reason became apparent as the door burst open.
"AUSTRALIA! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME TO THE CONTINENTAL MEETING! IS YOUR HEAD FILLED WITH FUCKING SNOW OR SOMETHING! GET YOUR ASS IN THERE BEFORE EUROPE AND ASIA DRIVE ME OFF THE DEEP END!" A woman that appeared to be 21 came bounding through the door, making a bee line towards a now quivering Australia. She was wearing a white one piece snow suit that was undone on the upper part and hanging down past her waist, revealing a black shirt covered with white snowflakes. Her snow white hair went down to her knees and was tied up with an ace-bandage at the end. Her face was contorted in rage as she advanced to the frightened continent, her blood red eyes piercing him as she stared him down.
"Crikey, Icy, I-I thought I told South America that I was g-going to do a presentation on the coral decline today" stuttered Australia. He steadily gained his composure as he added, "Don't get your panties in a twist."
"Okay, Mister Sassy-Shorts, one, I wear fucking boxers and you know it. Two, you know that she doesn't really remember things like that well. And three… I DON'T CARE ABOUT CORAL GETTING HERPES! SO GET YOUR BUTT DOWN THE HALL... Or do I need to bring in Shelby and Sasha?" The girl called "Icy" got a smirk on her face as she said it.
"Um…dudes, do you need a room or something?" asked a loud America, bringing both of them back to earth.
"Oh, shit, did I interrupt your meeting? I thought you gentlemen and gentle-ladies were at lunch… This is freaking unsettling" said the girl, now becoming a completely different person. Her voice was now dripping sarcasm and cold, like her tongue was made of ice. "Since I have rudely interrupted your play time, let me introduce myself. I am the continent called A—". A pair of Siamese penguins came waddling into the conference room, speaking in penguin language to each other as they made their way to her. "Sasha, Shelby, you know you shouldn't be here. Do you really want to molt? It's fucking boiling in here." The one on the right squawked "you're fucking hungry, again Sasha? I left you with ten pounds of fish!" It squawked again "Shelby, why did you eat Sasha's food? No yazii for you missy!"
"Icy~ everyone is looking at you like a freak~" said Australia, extremely amused by his colleagues faces'.
"Shut up or I will tear off your damn Band-Aid… hey, this is the nations' meeting, right?" Her friend nodded "So, my favorite empire is here~. Shelby, Sasha, could you give him some love for me?~" Both Penguins nodded and disappeared into the crowd. They seemed to have left the premise to most countries, until…
"OUCH! BLOODY HELL?! STOP PECKING ME STUPID BIRD!"
"Ah, Mister Trousers, it's so good to see you. I see you still have that shitty personality," Drawled the continent, smirking as her penguins continued to attack the former empire. It was rather amusing to see two penguins that are attached by the hip peck the daylights out of an old grumpy man. "Sad as it is, Sasha and Shelby come" the penguins came back immediately towards their care giver. "Now Australia, you can come willingly or by force, before our colleagues come in and embarrass the shit out of us all—"
"But the coral! The Great Barrier Reef is going to die!"
"I don't give a fuck, you guys have meetings every week or so, while we have meetings once a month. You can bring the fucking issue up later."
"But Icy—"
"Stop with the "buts" , you Aussie. "Antarctica started to drag her fellow continent out of the conference hall by his boots, making fun of his speech as she dragged him like a rag doll. "Crikey Oz, you smell like you took a Pommy shower."
"I woke up late! …Crikey you got stronger!"
They made their way to the large oak doors in about thirty seconds, (not her best time, but better than nothing). When they made their way up to the door, our heroine stopped her mercifulness dragging of the tan brute and turned around.
"OI! CUNTS! Be gentlemen and open the orca -damn door!"
The nations rose out of their silent stupor, and began fighting with themselves as a middle eastern country opened the door. As the man closed the door, the one question everyone was asking repeatedly while bashing in their faces could be heard by the retreating personifications…
Who was that?
Well, what do you think? Good? Bad? OMG EYE LOVE YOUR OC? Eye can't read this because eye have gouged my eyes out?
Just for the record, Antarctica is albino like Prussia. And eye don't mind if you use any OC of mine, just ask first or give some credit. THX!
Also, eye am open to suggestions for future chapters (or maybe pairings, eye am bad at romance)
Keesh (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧