A/N: Okay… this is what happens when you're up all night listening to Namie Amuro -nods- Ah, but what can you do? Why, write fanfiction, of course! MWAHA! So yes. Inspired by Namie Amuro - WoWa and the awesomness that is KH and KHII! YAY!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own KH or KHII. And even if I did, this would not be in either game, hahaha. Every song lyric in this fanfiction belongs to the songs they are in, and the people they are by, and the people that wrote them. Not me. All I own is my messed up imagination and screwed up sense of humor, haha. May the force be with ye, my kindred souls of yore! …Ignore that.

WARNING: YES. THIS FANFICTION HAS A WARNING LABEL ON IT. IN CAPS AND EVERY DAMNED TEXT MODIFICATION TOOL POSSIBLE JUST TO ANNOY YOU. YAY! BUT OKAY, NOT REALLY. WARNING LABELS MAKE LIFE BETTER. BECAUSE WARNING LABELS ARE FUN! YAY FOR WARNING LABELS! ANYWAYS, YES. THIS FANFICTION IS STRANGE BEYOND ALL REASON AND WAS WRITTEN BY A HUNGRY, TEMPERAMENTAL, WOWA ADDICTED, SLEEP-DEPRIVED FEMALE. SO, THEREFORE, THERE WILL BE CURSING, SPOILERS, OUT-OF-CHARACTERNESS, AND LOTS OF KARAOKE. AND IT IS POORLY WRITTEN. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT! ER. GOOD MORNING. WHATEVER!

Also, please remember NOT TO TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY. It's meant to make people laugh, so don't flame just because it's random and doesn't make sense. I'm well aware of that, so you don't need tell me xD If you don't have a sense of humor, then I'd advise that you not read. However, if you have a sense of humor, then please enjoy -bows-

Quest for the WoWa

A KH/KHII Crackfic

Chapter One: The Quest's Creation

Axel dwelt within his pure white room, blasting Jpop on his pretty, silver stereo. No one knew of his obsession with Japanese Pop music, especially the kind that made no sense whatsoever but was incredibly catchy and addictive for the sheer reason that it made no sense whatsoever but was incredibly catchy and addictive and brings on minor cases of déjà vu. YAY FOR DÉJÀ VU!

Sorry. Anyways, the song 'WoWa' by Namie Amuro then came on. This was Axel's favorite song, it was. But, he must hide this truth from the world, for he would be stoned to death by… I don't know! Ahem… anywho, moving on.

"WO WO WA WA WO WO WA WA OSHIETE WHERE'S DA WOWA, TE AGETE WHO'S DA WOWA?" He sang with such spirit and emotion, raising his hands and doing a little dance.

Little did Axel know, though, that a certain silver-haired-know-it-all-girly-man-thinks-he's-prettier-than-Axel was standing outside his door, watching through the keyhole that he never got Sora to seal. Dammit.

This certain silver-haired-know-it-all-girly-man-thinks-he's-prettier-than-Axel was the one and only… XEMNAS! LYKEZOMG. Dun dun DUN. Yeah, okay, we get it. Xemnas was jealous of Axel, because Axel got all the awesome pyro-tastic fangirls that set random things on fire and would prove to be an asset to his army that no one's supposed to know about for his plan to take over the world that no one is supposed to know about. Yeah.

Xemnas was a jealous, jealous woman. Man. Thing. Yeah. Whatever. As he watched Axel dance and sing so beautifully to this sweet melody of… whatever the hell it is, he grew angrier by the second.

"I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY WOWA!" Axel shouted in a pubescently-girly-voice! But, with such feeling and emotion… Yeah.

Xemnas was a jealous silver-haired-know-it-all-girly-man-thinks-he's-prettier-than-Axel. But then! The idea hit him!

"TE AGETE WHO'S DA WOWA?" Axel sang poorly, raising his hands in the air, trying to be all gangsta… and failing. Miserably.

That was it! WHO'S DA WOWA! If it's not Xemnas, then the WoWa does not exist!

Xemnas then burst open the door of Axel's room, and dramatically pointed his finger in Axel's direction for a long period of time so long in fact that a year went by and no one noticed because they were too busy staring at the dirt under his index fingernail.

Axel then let out a girly scream--a REALLY girly scream. He covered himself as if he weren't decent and yelled at Xemnas, "How dare you barge into my room unannounced!"

This did not stop Xemnas from his idea, however, as he was serious about it! VERY serious. Because Xemnas is serious. Insincere? No. Humorous? Pfft, he's not a bone, you moron! He's XEMNAS (aka MANSEX). The XEMNAS (aka MANSEX). Therefore… yeah.

"AXEL… WHATEVER-THE-HELL-YOUR-LAST-NAME-IS! I hereby challenge you to the Quest for the WoWa!" Xemnas lowered his finger and took a deep breath. Only to look down and find that in all the time he'd pointed his finger at Axel, he'd broken a nail.

After a few hours of Xemnas' whimpering and crying and whining and mourning the loss of his beloved fingernail, he got back to the point. With an arm sling and his finger wrapped in tons of gauze.

Axel hadn't an idea what he was talking about. Or that he'd been so jealous of someone so unbelievably stupid. And girly. He wore makeup. MAKEUP. Axel knew this first hand, as he'd spied on Xemnas a few times, sitting at his pink vanity and applying every bit of makeup he owned that no one was supposed to know about. Xemnas had many secrets. They were all scary and just plain weird. And some got him banned from a few states in the U.S. But, no one's supposed to know about that.

"Um. Don't take this the wrong way, Xemnas but… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" Axel shouted in total exasperation. And on top of that, Xemnas' mascara was running! This annoyed Axel very much.

Xemnas then explained in the simplest of terms. "YOU. ME. CHALLENGE. WOWA." It was still too complicated for Axel's understanding.

Xemnas sighed deeply. "Like, okay, listen," Xemnas rested his hand on his hip, "The WoWa of this castle that is Castle Oblivion will run the castle and reign over… whatever, and uh… Do whatever he wants." Xemnas explained rather… vaguely… since the writer of all of his lines is half asleep.

Axel understood, however, since his lines are written by the same writer. "Oh, I see… So, you're challenging me to see who can be the WoWa of Castle Oblivion?" Axel asked, his hands on his hips.

Xemnas nodded. "Like, awesome, totally, you, like, get it now, okay!" Xemnas said in annoyingly reminiscent Valley Girl type way. Yeah.

So, anyways, the day passed as they prepared for… wait for it… THE QUEST FOR THE WOWA!