Ok, this is something me and my friends always joke about. I'm writing this to be funny, so if the writing's bad don't complain. Fate is made out to be a total loser, please review, tell me if you like it.
Fate sat on the floor of his studio apartment, studying a physics book. Gunshots rang in the air outside, searchlights lit up the room with a vigorous flare. South Central LA wasn't a nice place to live, but it was all he could afford. After Fate's Father died his mother went insane, he had to convict her in an insane asylum and use his college money to pay her hospital bills. Three years after the terrifying ordeal, Fate finally saved up enough money to go back to college.
"Uaaah!" he exclaimed, "I don't get this at all, if only my Dad were here he could give me the answers, why God, why did you take him away from me, WHHYYY!!!"
Just then, a man burst through the door. He wore a ski mask and held a gun, he pointed it at Fates forehead.
"Listen foo," he said, a ghetto tone in his voice. "I just rob the store down the street and those mother fuckin' cops are afta me, you're gonna give me a place to hide or I'll blow ya brains out got it foo?"
"I got it foo." Fate said, a nerdy twang in his voice. "Hide in my closet."
"That's right bitch." The man started to run to the closet when gunfire shot into Fate's open door. Fate ducked onto the floor as the cops rushed his closet, cuffed the man and took him outside.
Fate sighed in relief.
"Phew, that's the fith time this week." He sat on the now bullet shell littered floor and went back to reading his text book. A few minutes later, a mail man with a bullet proof vest came into his apartment.
"Fate Linegod?" he asked.
"What is it Mr. Mailman?" he asked, the mailman pulled an electronic telegram from his bag and gave it to Fate. The man left slowly, closing the door after him. Fate loaded the telegram and listened to the messege.
"Noooooooo!" he exclaimed.
And that's chapter one, tell me what you guys think and enjoy the humor. I promise I'll make serious fics but this idea's been burning inside me for so long, I had to write it. Chapter 2 will be up ASAP.