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"Hey Scully, would you like to go to a movie with me?" Mulder says over the phone to his partner.

"That depends, what movie?" asks Scully.

"Whatever you want." Mulder tells her.

"How about, that new thriller?"

"Sure, I'll come pick you up,"

"Okay."

10 minutes later, Mulder arrives at Scully's, ready to go to the movie.

When they get to the theater Mulder pays for their tickets and they begin walking towards the theater. On the way, Mulder stops by Shrek 2.

"Mulder what are you doing?" Scully inquires.

Mulder opens the doors to the Shrek 2 theater.

"THE FAIRY GODMOTHER DIES AT THE END!" He yells, then closes the door.

"Mulder!" Scully says, shocked.

"What?"

"You just ruined the ending for those people."

"I know," he says simply and walks ahead of her.

"Mulder!"

They enter the theater and they sit down.

About ten minutes into the movie, Mulder takes a handful of popcorn and throws it everywhere.

"It's snowing!" he remarks and about 20 people tell him to "SHH!"

"Mulder what are you doing?" Scully asks him.

"Just having some fun." He tells her.

He turns to the people behind him.

"Five dollars says Karen's gonna die!" he says.

They ignore him.

"Oh you're no fun."

About an hour later, when they are about to announce the name of the killer…

"And the killer is…" says the main character.

Just then, Mulder coughs loudly. So loud that no one can hear who the killer is.

"Hey, man! Shut up!" yells a man in front of them.

Mulder then gets out a gummy bear and flings it at that same man.

The man jerks backwards. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" he yells.

"Shh!" Mulder hisses and puts his index finger to his mouth. "I'm trying to watch the movie!"

Just then, Mulder gets out binoculars. He turns around and looks through them at the audience. He puts them away when he finds nothing interesting is happening.

Then, he gets out a bright flashlight and a book. It's so bright that another person behind him says "Hey, could you turn that light off?"

"SHH! I'm trying to read!" he hisses at the guy.

In the movie, the hero shoots the bad guy. When the gunshot fires…

"HIT THE FLOOR!" Mulder yells, then dives on the floor

"Mulder! Stop being so immature!" whispers Scully.

He stays like that for about 5 minutes. He sits back down and takes a remote out of his pocket. He points it at the screen, and complains that the channel isn't changing.

"HEY YOU GUYS!" Mulder yells, "Let's start a wave!"

Some giggles come from the audience.

An usher comes to see if they are enjoying the movie.

"Um, sir?" Mulder says,

"Yes?" says the usher.

"The bathrooms flooding."

"Oh, okay…"

"Hey Scully I'm gonna go get more popcorn."

Mulder gets up and ties a cape around his neck, then as he runs out of the theater, he yells "I'M BATMAN! HAHAHA!"

Scully buries her face in her hands.

END PART ONE