Kyuubi: welcome all to our first episode of naruto jeopardy . please welcome our contastants. First issssss naruto uzumaki

Naruto:I'm gonna win! Believe it!

Kyuubi:and sasuke!

Sasuke: kill itachi!!! Kill itachi!!!

Kyuubi: and sakura!

Sakura: hi sasuke look I'm on tv!

Sasuke: I'm right next to you

Sakura: oh

Kyuubi: shikamaru!

Shikamaru:and why am I here?

Kyuubi:because I have 13 pictures of temari naked

Shikamaru:I'm not a pervert, man

Kyuuni:are you sure cause their all limited edition. Shino and kankuro already bought some.

Shikamaru:WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shino and kankuro: don't ask

Kyuubi:kiba!

Kiba:I'M HIGH ON SODA. SODA SODA SODA SODA SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyuubi: and finally, harry potter!

Harry potter: hello, I'm harry potter.

Kyuubi: and now let out jeopardy competition begin!.

Question 1:who is the president of the USA

Narutopushes button Usher!!

Kyuubi: I'm sorry, but your wrong. Naruto is eliminated.

Naruto:damn!!!!!!!!!!

Kyuubi: are you high or something?

Naruto; yes!

Question 2:what is the easiest way to kill gaara?

Kiba; this way! runs off to sunagakure with knife and rifle

Kyuubi:well your right , but your gone so your eliminated.

Question 3:what do you do when your in a studio playing jeopardy with an insane fox, a retarded blondie, a puppy freak high on soda, an obsessed whore, a perverted smart dumbass, and harry potter, with a missing nin ninja named itachi outside the studio picking a fight.

Sasuke; WHAT THE HELL! ITACHI IS OUTSIDE THE STUDIO? runs out of the studio with flamethrower.

Kyuubi:okayyyyyyy lets move on.

Question 4: who's the biggest whore in konoha?

Sakura: that's easy, ino glares at kyuubi watch it…….

Kyuubi:sweats wrong, the answer is um………….you.

Sakura: you u in fat

Sakura: attempts to kill kyuubi

Kyuubi:security!!!!!!!!!!!

security comes and pulls sakura away

Kyuubi:now we have only 2 contestants left:shikamaru and harry potter:

Final question: what is the killing spell that snape used on Dumbledore at book 6.

Shikamaru:shit, my porn sob

Harry potter: avada kadavra!

shikamaru dies

Kyuubi:ummmmmmmmmmm it looks like harry potter is the winner . well congrats harry.please send ideas of questions I can use.

Harry potter: I'm gonna spend it all on porn!!!! Whoo whoo

See you on the next chapter.