Ask Sweeney Intro.
Okay all, I know I have a story that I literally, just started. Something's come up though; a whole new stinkin' idea and I want to act on it before I forget. So here's my idea, if you like it, enter some questions, if not, don't.
My sister and I were bored stiff on Friday afternoon, so we started watching some YouTube videos of old shows we'd watch when we were younger. We came across an old favorite of ours called All That and started cracking up at an old skit we loved called Ask Ashley. Basically, it's a short comedy skit about this little girl (a younger Amanda Bynes) who reads letters that other kids sent her asking her questions and advice. The things was, all of the answers to the letter were extremely obvious. After acting all nice and innocent while reading the letter, little Ashley would go ballistic and start yelling. Some examples are…
1) "Dear Ashley, Once a year, my family throws this big party, and all my friends are there. They put a cake in front of me, sing some song and give me presents. Ashley, why am I treated so special on this day? Sincerely, Max. Ashley: Well Max, I do know the answer to that. IT'S YOUR STINKIN BIRTHDAY!! The day you were born you block-headed blockhead! Maybe, if you're lucky, next year somebody will give you a stinkin brain! (imitates Max) Hello I'm Max and it's my birthday and I'm confused and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!"
2) "Dear Ashley, I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but I have a problem. Every time my mom makes me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, the peanut butter is on the bottom, but I like jelly on the bottom. What should I do? Ashley: FLIP THE STINKIN' SANDWICH OVER!!!"
3) "Dear Ashley, I am very hungry right now. I am so incredibly hungry. I cannot believe how hungry I am. Nothing is greater than my hunger. What should I do?"
So basically, we thought it would be funny to do something like that with Sweeney Todd. Just to do something a little different from all of the Toddett stuff that I usually do. Now really, we wouldn't do this to insult anyone, so we wouldn't want anyone to be upset. We'd do it all for the comedy, and to hopefully let people remember an old show we used to love.
So if you want to ask Sweeney for any advice or send him a small fake little letter to ask him a completely obvious question. Such as, it's raining and you're soaking wet but you have no clue what to do. Or, you're reading a book, but all of the words are messed up, or the pictures are upside down. Send them in, hopefully my sister and I could answer them and have a bit of fun making Sweeney answer painfully obvious questions, lol. We just want to get him mad, hahaha. Of course though, you'd have to be prepared for Sweeney to act like Ashley, with the yelling and everything. If you've never seen Ask Ashleylook on youtube and type in "Ask Ashley" (without the "s). You gotta be strong to handle him, lol. Hope you can send in some questions and enjoy any answers you receive.
So yeah, that's about it. Just leave your advise question, or a story with a question where the answer's very obvious (such as in the first example) in your review. Hope you enjoy.
P.S. I'm a bit miffed right now. If you are an Angelina Jolie fan, do not read this, there is some angry at Angie bashing. So I don't want any responses bashing me for bashing her. Now I know magazines can lie, but even with just looking at the cover I wanted to smack her, lol. I was at the supermarket yesterday, and I read an article that had my face red!!! Witchelina is at it again. I used to think she was alriiiight, until this. Now I know Johnny's a smart, sweet guy who loves his family. I have to voice my thoughts though, I call it venting. I'm liking what people are saying I must say, and I agree, restraining orders, lol! If she's going to be this, user, do it to someone else in my opinion. No, wait, do it to no one. No one deserves to be used and to become a victim! Even if it's just in our heads, my sister, gal friends and I won't let Johnny become a victim! That's all the venting I can stir up right now. If you support what I'm saying, PLEASE put this into your review as well as the topic of this story... "I (insert name here), hereby support Johnessa (Johnny and Vanessa) and WILL NOT support Johnelina (Johnny and Angelina)!" Even if you're not too favorable on Ness either, write it, plllleaaasse! I just can't let him become 'not such an Angel'ina's next victim. Thank you for any reviews and questions for my story. P.S.S. I have not abandoned Lives Of the Living, And Of the deadto write this one. This is just a silly side story, lol.