A/N: Hello, people!

I don't own Sherlock.

I have no beta.

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Right from the start,

You were a thief,

You stole my heart,

And I, your willing victim.

I let you see the parts of me,

That weren't all that pretty,

And with every touch you fixed them.

"Have you two finally started shagging yet?"

This very inappropriate question was posed by Donovan - like that part was such a surprise - right in front of Lestrade's entire floor at New Scotland Yard.

John and Sherlock had entered the room after hauling it over there when Sherlock got a text about a case that reached number 10 on his scale. A new development for them though, was the hand holding. Everyone noticed, but only Donovan seemed to have the cajones to say anything it.

"I'm not gay," John answered instinctively. Sherlock remained silent. Neither let the other's hand go though.

"Really? From where I'm standing, it very much looks like it," she snarked.

Sherlock coughed into his free hand. Funny enough, it sounded very reminiscent of the word 'idiot'.

The couple shared a look and John nodded after a roll of the eyes from Sherlock. It was all the prompting he needed.

"I'm not homosexual and Sherlock is asexual. We've never had sex and don't plan to."

"But you're a couple," the dark skinned woman pointed out, making the flatmates roll their eyes.

"It is possible to be in a relationship and there be no sex involved," John explained. "Asexuality means that the person in question is not sexually attracted to anyone and they feel no particular need to have sex. Homosexuality means that a person is sexually attracted to their own gender. Sherlock isn't interested in sex and I'm not sexually attracted to men."

"Then what is the point?" she sneered, obviously not understanding what he was saying.

"Sex does not dictate a relationship. It should not dictate who you love either. I love Sherlock for being himself. For his mind. For his little quirks and even the annoying ones such as experiments. I just don't feel like shagging him, even if I do think he's attractive for a man. He just doesn't give me an erection. Male genetalia doesn't interest me. Sherlock isn't sexually attracted to people nor does he want to have sex and that is okay with me. I could stay celibate for the rest of my days and I wouldn't mind, because I have him and that's enough for me."

John turned and smiled at Sherlock, who gave him the occasional 'Jawn Grin'.

"We kiss, cuddle, argue and do everything other couples would do, without the need for sex. And we like it this way. We are happy. If you cannot understand it, then you are as stupid as Sherlock has said you are."

John clutched his fiance's hand and dragged him into Lestrade's office, officially dismissing Sally Donovan.

Sherlock leaned down and pecked him on the cheek. "That was brilliant, John. Please make this a habit."

John grinned in return. "Always."

A/N: Done! I don't own Just Give Me a Reason by Pink.

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