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Orochimaru the snake guy: has a freaky sword he likes to keep inside his mouth.
Looks around the room confused.
Orochimaru…is a creepy Michael Jackson look-a-like who likes little boys
What that is umm that's crazy talk… I... ummm... ok I do but I only love Sasuke he is a smexy beast! Oh Sasuke I love you.
Sasuke: WTF?!?! Get the hell away from me you freaking loser!
Sasuke noooooo (weeps to him self)
Orochimaru….. Is really a baby
What in the world! No I'm not I have to be about 100 years old by now!
Well then why are you crying like a little baby
(Sniffle sniffle) I'm not crying! Just who is this anyway, Naruto Jiraiya?!?! I shall strike you down with my sword in my mouth!!
Yea why do you even have that freaking thing in your mouth of all places, you know there are germs and other people's blood on that thing your gonna get AIDS!!!!
No one on this show gets diseases or realistic injuries anyway!
Well then. Orochimaru…broke into Barnes and Noble yesterday stole some books about the German revolution
What the hell?!?!? Are you smoking something?!?! I've never been to Barnes and Nobel!
Well then what is this picture of you Kabuto walking into Barnes a Nobel hmmmm??
That is not me, well it is Kabuto, hey he was supposed to be polishing my banana collection that night!
Umm all righty then; Orochimaru…is a disco dancer
What in the fake world I live in!?!? I don't enjoy moving at a fast pace!!
Of course you do silly. (Plays Stayin' alive in the background and floor lights up)
What is this non sense!
Come on Orochimaru this is your jam!
What? no it is not!
Come on Orochimaru get your groove on, shake your booty!
I most certainly will not!
Well that's all the time we have, now you know Orochimaru the Michael Jackson baby who has a freaky sword in his mouth who is a disco dancer!
Hey they do not know me at all, come back here!
Goodbye Orochimaru
Hey summoning jutsu! (Freakishly large snake appears) search for the mysterious voice in the sky
Snake: what the fu-k?!? This is crazy Orochimru do it your self I don't have to deal with this crap (slithers away)
Hey don't leave me you guys! Well at least I still have Sasuke-kun my love.
(Sasuke walks out) stay away from me you retarded pervert! (Does fireball jutsu and burns off all of Orochimaru's hair)
NOOOOO! I have no Sasuke and now I have no hair ahhhhh