Besaid Chronicles IV
(One note first: the ol' Disney obession'll never die, BUT the only cameos here will likely be other FFs and maybe Carl Johnson... possibly SMALL Disney cameos, but nothing huge...)
Now, let us start... (frickin' Golbez...)
Remember the Clubhouse? Well, there's a giant Flan in it. Yuna hired Golbez to kill it. Golbez was hired due to Tidus meeting him... he then got kicked out for eating all the pie and drinking all of Auron's beer.
Rikku - "We won't be bothered by Golbez anytime soon!"
The TV is turned on...
An Ad for 'Exdeath Brand Tires'.
Switch.
The News: Top Story - 'Princess Garnet Resembles Selena Gomez'.
Switch.
'You want 9 million of MY gil to fund your f--kin' casino!? You, sir, are an idiot!'
'But Salvatore, this could mean big things for the Leone's AND the Sindacco's!'
'...all right. Fine! But if it fails... I'm gonna mess you up.'
Switch off.
Rikku's Robot wanders in. (remember the robot? no?)
Robot - "IT'S OVER 9000!! WHAT THE FU--(BOOM!!)"
The robot has self-destructed. Oddly, the clubhouse is still intact.
Rikku - "My robot! ...well, it was getting glitchy.. it blew up the airship's microwave, making a HUGE mess of popcorn!"
Yuna - "There's some guys fighting outside. It looks like Tidus and some armored man and an emperor-looking guy.
Rikku - "Maybe Auron will help out. Or you could summon..."
Yuna - "Great! I'll summon Pikachu!"
Yuna summons Pikachu. Pikachu proceeds to shock the hell out of the armored man while Tidus beats up the emperor-guy.
Emperor - "Unngaah!!"
The Emperor disappears.
Tidus - "What's this 'Unngaag!!' business?"
Armored Man - "Urgrggh!! Arggh!"
The Armored Man disappears.
Rikku - "They won! Thanks to Pikachu!"
Yuna - "Look! Carl Johnson's delivery is coming! Those guys must have been blocking it!"
CJ drives his truck up and delivers the goods.
Oreos, Ammo, Blitzballs, Black Armor, Light Armor, Onion Knight (!), Exdeath Tires, Exdeath (!!), Bartz (now this getting weird)...
Bartz and Exdeath fight. Bartz wins. Onion Knight steals Oreos and runs away. CJ gets paid and drives off.
Continued...
Should Gabranth make a cameo? Or Shantotto maybe? Shantotto's awesome with her combo's of magic. And Bind. And Bio. And EX Mode.