A/N: I really wanted to write a sleepover fic and this came into my mind! Yey!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Kunoichi vs. Shinobi : Battle of the Sexes

Chapter 1

The scorching summer heat was starting to get to Tenten as she sat on her doorstep completely bored.

The streets were bare due to this heat.

It seemed like there'd been less missions recently too.

Training didn't cease though.

Honestly, Tenten was quite tired of it.

She wished there was something they could do to train but have fun doing it.

With a sigh she stood to go inside, she might as well read.

She looked through her book collection and found nothing that really interested her.

She glanced down at the side-table where the newspaper lay.

There was an ad: Vacant campsite; call to reserve: 415-5906.

It was perfect! They got the training experience but still got to have their fun!

"But who to invite?"

She made a mental list:

Neji, definitely Neji

As for Lee? Why not?

Oh and Hinata

For her I'll invite Naruto

Sakura too

Sasuke's been back in Konoha for weeks

Oh how about Ino?

And Shikamaru

Kiba would probably come

Why not Shino

And Choji

Oh and Gaara

Temari

And finally Kankuro

That would conclude her list.

Word traveled fast about the adventure.

"I cannot believe you've come up with something so youthful Tenten!" Rock Lee exclaimed.

"Are you going to come Neji?"

"Hn, I guess."

"What is this I hear?!" Guy appeared behind them. "The power of youth is at work!"

"Nothing." Tenten muttered.

"Tenten has planned a camping trip!" Lee reported.

"Damn." She mentally cursed.

"I can't let my precious team go unattended! Allow your sensei to join you! I'll ask Kakashi to join us!"

"He just wants to compete with him." Neji whispered to her.

Tenten couldn't help but giggle.

"I'm off to make preparations!" Guy ran off.

Everyone met at the village gates around 3pm.

"Ok, so are we ready to go?" Tenten asked the entire group.

"I don't get why I have to be here." Sasuke pouted.

"Oh come on Sasuke! This'll be fun!" Naruto practically shouted.

"Shut up dobe."

"Teme!" Naruto was about to attack him.

"Guys come on. Stop fighting." Sakura stood in between them.

"Like I'd waste my time." Sasuke scoffed.

"You sure do talk big for someone who left Konoha because you were too weak." Kiba shot at him.

Sasuke sent an icy glare.

"Um, hey guys, can you calm it down?" Tenten tried to resolve things.

"Maybe it's good that Guy-sensei and Kakashi- sensei are here."

"Things will be fine back here." Sakura gave her a reassuring smile.

"Ok , then let's head out."

It was dark when they finally made it out to the campsite.

There were two huge cabins, a sparkling lake, and the forest was thick.

"Girls in this cabin! Guys in this one!" Kakashi directed them.

Most of the girls groaned.

"Don't worry I have a plan." Tenten whispered.

Kakashi and Guy got to sleep in two of the back rooms while the guys had to sleep in the largest room.

"I don't know, I still think this trip is going to be as boring as staying in Konoha." Shikamaru yawned.

"Over half of us don't even want to be here." Sasuke groaned.

That was true, a lot of them only came because they were forced.

Even Neji had to admit that this was going to be a drag. (A/N: In the words of Shikamaru that is, lol)

"Well this is as boring as hell." Ino sighed.

"Come on, we could play truth or dare or something." Sakura tried to be optimistic.

"Well I don't know about you guys but I plan to have my fun." Tenten was peering out the window to make sure the coast was clear.

"What are you planning?" Temari questioned.

"I'm going to take a nice refreshing dip in the lake."

Tenten grabbed a towel and was about to head out the door.

"Don't you need a swim-suit?" Hinata murmured.

"No." She gave a devilish grin.

"Now you're talking!" Ino jumped up to join her.

"Anyone else coming?" Tenten offered.

"Sure." Temari grinned.

"I can't believe I'm actually going to do this." Sakura joined the group.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Hinata questioned.

"Don't worry Hinata, if you don't want to do it then you can come keep watch."

"I guess I'll do it." She choked out.

"Yes!" They all declared and headed down to the lake.

"What the hell?!" Neji broke the silence that had built at the other cabin.

"What?" Kiba joined him at the window. "Holy crap! They're undressing!"

At that statement all of them were up at the windows.

"What are they doing?!" Kankuro exclaimed.

"Swimming, obviously." Neji replied.

"Is that Hinata?!" Naruto squinted.

"I have an idea." Neji smirked.

They listened intently.

"Let's go steal their clothes."

They were surprised that Neji had actually come up with something like that.

"I'm in." Sasuke was the first to speak up.

After they were all in agreement they all went down to the lake. Excluding Gaara and Shino that is.

As the girls were splashing and giggling they couldn't hear the guys approaching.

Quickly and silently the job was done.

The girls finally decided to head back.

"Hey, didn't we leave our clothes right here?" Sakura questioned.

"Yeah." Ino stated.

Tenten peered up at the boys' cabin.

"I'm going to kill them." She glared.

Morning came upon the camp and everyone was alive.

The girls were wearing their pajamas when they joined everyone down at the lake as they were catching breakfast.

"Sensei, I don't think this is the best place to fish at, it seems unclean." Neji hinted at the previous night's events.

"Give them back." Tenten approached Neji.

"What ever are you talking about?"

"If you wanted to see me naked Neji then I could have given you an easier show." She brought her body closer to his causing him to blush lightly.

"Not interested." He regained his composure.

"Fine, but now it's war. A battle of the sexes!"

A/N: Thanks for reading guys! Now I'm going to need some help on this story so if you have any ideas for really good pranks tell me them please!!