A/N: OK, before the story, I would like to emphasize something. This story is COMPLETELY fictional. Nothing in this story (all chapters) should be carried out in the real world, as it may be a little violent and whatnot. Please be a wise reader and do not imitate the plot, especially the pranks. Thank you for your patience for reading this. Now, on with the story! ^_^
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT A PART OF THE PLOT!
Chapter 1 - SCHOOL LIFE
The sun shone brightly, beneath the sunlight stood a high school nearly 100 years old, and a primary school, a private high school and a kindergarten at its side. It was the Kingdom Hearts Campus. That's right, that high school was none other than - Kingdom Hearts High School! (*horn blare* Tan-tara~ Yeah!)
There were a lot of teachers in this school, but even more students, achieving a shocking number of 2012 students. Also, these students could be categorized into myriads of groups, cliques, categories, whatever you call them. All in all, the prefect was the most admirable post in this school. With each year, the prefects were getting more aggressive, not physically, of course, but the way they maintained the discipline of this prestigious school. Demerits were like drinking a glass of water. Gulp, that's it, no big deal for them. So, the school's discipline was always ranked high in the country. (Of course our dear main characters are not that aggressive... OK?)
However, recently there was a storm roaming within. And mind you, it was not a thunderstorm, nor a sandstorm, not even a rainstorm, and we didn't even need brainstorm to think about it... This was a disciplinary problem... Nowadays, a few classes of students skipped schools on a regular basis, for weeks. This undeniably became a pain in the neck for the poor teachers and they thought of many ways to solve the problem, just to get on with work. (Being a teacher is OK in my opinion, but the aggravating part is a heck load of unending paperwork and more things to come. *nod nod*)
Therefore, a brilliant idea was formed (or so they think), that is, to pick a few students to counteract with these problems, placing these students in what they called "Counter Crime" Groups. Besides including 4 prefects in a group, they considered one ordinary student as one of the members. The condition was, they had to be in the top six classes in his or her grade, had not rebelled against the school rules and his or her attendance was well above average. This ordinary student would enter the group as a secret member, and he or she was to act as a "spy". Anything went astray, and the prefects would know, and actions could be taken.
And today, a crime was identified...
In the corridor, a student sped through the vacant corridor, like he's going to fly out of the Earth. Hot on his tail was a prefect...
"Hey! You! Stop right there!"
"Like hell, loser!"
"Ugh, that's it... Ienzo, target spotted by Lea, heading to A1! Over!"
OK... Guess who's on the line? 1, 2, 3! The answer is - Axel! (Saw that coming... Ha ha) I must say that whoever was being chased by him was definitely asking for his doomsday. He would be SSSOOO regret that he never wished to race against Axel, the fastest runner in Kingdom Hearts High School. What's going to happen next?
"Copy that, over." Now, I guess all of you should know who this "Ienzo" was. The one who reads too much, (I wonder what his brain is made of? Definitely not only neurons I guess) scores straight A's, having an IQ of 180 - Zexion, who we addressed as Professor Zexion! But now is not the time for amazement!
Meanwhile, the exhausted criminal (I rather type this word, it's short...) walked to the stairs, only to find out himself facing an infrared light. No longer, a bucket of water fell from the heavens and "BANG". It crashed on him. He panicked and stumble towards what he thought was the front, but he accidentally stepped on a layer of grease and voila, there he came crashing down the stairs! "Ha! Never thought of having today, eh?" A girl emerged from the shadows. That's me, Nemixiljix, Nemix (pronounced 'Ni-mix') for short. I talked through the walkie-talkie: "Yo! Ienzo! Ready for action!" "Got it."
Zexion waited until the criminal was not more than 2 meters away from him and he dodged, letting the practically rolling dude to crash into a plank, which acted as a lever and a bag of stones just landed on him.
Although he was screwed right now, he immediately grabbed a handful of stones and hurled them to Zexion, catching him off guard. Zexion dodged the stones, but the criminal escaped! Great... He sighed and spoke to himself: "Looks like it's your turn, Sora and Myde. Sora, target disappeared to unknown place. Over."
On the other side of the school, in the reading room (where no one would land a step on), there were two prefects in there. One was using a laptop while one was standing beside. "Got it. Over!" The one using laptop was Roxas, the other one was Demyx.
Demyx asked: "How is it?" After tapping a few keys, Roxas answered: "Coordinates '1514', but now it's at coordinates '5354'." "LOL, 5354, neither alive nor dead… (5354 is pronounced the same way as 'neither alive nor dead' in Cantonese)" "Demyx, quit joking. Your turn, now." Without looking away from the screen, Roxas merely flicked his wrist, meaning dismiss. "I know, I know… They sure picked a wrong guy for this one. Bye!"
"Ph… Phew! THAT was close! Thank god I outran that redhead… Hmm? Who's that?" The criminal was totally exhausted by now, having been through all those crap. He saw a figure standing in front of him, with his back against him. "Aha! It's our leader! Hey-!" He quickened his pace forward, saying: "I called all our buddies to hide in that damn hall. Just waiting for your command. Jeez, those prefects are sure as a hell of a trouble!"
Just then… "Oh, really?" The criminal tensed as realization hit him. "You… You're not our leader! Talk, who are you?!" Sigh, it's just that this so called "leader's" voice was not the same as the real leader, that's why he failed… "I'm… Demyx!" Demyx turned around, just as this dude turned to make a run for it. Just then, Axel tackled him down out of nowhere and tied him up.
Axel sneered: "How fast can you go now? Never race against me, got it memorized?" He squirmed and shouted: "Hey! You! The prefect! This is just low, you know?! Let me go, you idiot!" "'Ello! Sir! You're the pot that is calling the kettle black!" I couldn't resist anymore, so I came out and "shot" him.
Demyx said: "You heard what he said, right? Now go!" "Sure, oh, one more thing… … Never give out your true name to people, Dem," I said before hurrying off to the hall with Axel. We informed Zexion. Meanwhile…
In the hall, no one was here, but about 45 people were hiding in the PA System Control Room, which was kinda secluded from view if a person was not aware of it. A girl said: "It's been twenty minutes, yet we can't get an answer from John and the leader." "What were they up to?" When everyone else's head were still in the clouds, out came a voice. "Hey, guys, look what I got?" "It's the leader! Let's go…"
They all emerged from their hiding spot and - WHAT?! The leader, dragging an unconscious Axel and a squirming me?! All of them were thrilled to see their leader's achievement that they all came out to the middle of the hall. They all encircled the 3 people, suddenly the lights went out! The only sounds are: "PAK! BAM! SLAM! BONK! OUCH!" Then the lights came back, along with all the prefects. They were surrounded. "You all fell for the trap! Give up!" I said, holding down a criminal. They got nowhere to run. Surrender!
"Mission accomplished!" When we all returned to the headquarters, we high-fived each other and cheered. "Luckily Roxas used the laptop and disconnected the electric circuit of the hall and Zexy informed all the prefects, or else we're not gonna make it!" A very happy Demyx said, earning a glare from Zexion. "Do not call me that!" "Finally, free at last," I stretched and said. But Zexion said: "But, just now Mr. Saix (He's the Head of Discipline) informed me that all our class teachers dumped their 3-day homework to us, the deadline is today…" "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Except Zexion, all of us screamed. "*Oh my ears…* Because of this operation, we have delayed for three days straight in a row…" Zexion winced at the amplitude of our voice and said in a low tone, afraid to upset his poor eardrums. "Holy Bananas…" I mumbled.
For the next five hours, we all worked our asses off by forming a homework group. We were writing like insane to complete the 3-day homework! OMG! There's Math, Science, English, Chinese, Geography, History, a summary, two essays, Living Skills project and the worst Moral Education's Mother's Day Card! This was MADNESS! o (By the way, we're all 14 years old, 8th Grade)
"Salivary amylase? Is it acidic or alkaline?"
"Help… how to construct a line that is 165 degrees and perpendicular to this line…? What the heck?"
"Oh no! I forgot all my Chinese proverbs! Somebody… help?"
"I can't get my 'is' 'are' 'was' 'were' correct!"
"Shoot! What does it mean by Renaissance?! I only remember that I'm hungry… *stomach rumbling*"
"What's the connection of longitude and latitude?!"
"Someone get me the nails, NOW! I hate woodwork! :("
"The summary is too long… -_-'"
"Three more paragraphs and I'm gonna DIE!"
"I QUIT!"
Finally! Five minutes before school dismissal, we had killed all of them! WHOO! We threw them to the teachers' tables. Adios, homework!
"The bus's here! Gotta go."
"See ya."
"Bye!"
Alright, we ate, took a bath and slept. You wouldn't want to know how I slept. My sleeping pose was kinda horrible. OK, the next day!
I put my bag in the foyer because we afternoon session students were suppose to wait for the morning session to end. 3 students walked with swagger towards me. What were they cooking up?
"You! The 8th Grader!" A very tall and… um… kinda muscular 10th Grade tomboy called me. We were wearing school uniforms with badges to make ourselves identifiable, so we could identify the grades. Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. "What do you want?" I replied halfheartedly, not giving a damn. "Go and steal this person's textbook for me." "Why?" I intentionally asked, knowing her. She must have forgotten to bring hers. "It's none of your business, wimp. Get going!" How rude. "What if I don't?" I tried to smirk. "Then I don't think you will be able to return home. In one piece."
They didn't know who they were messing with. I detest thieves like this kind. And they had the nerve to ask me to do their dirty work? No way! I said: "OK, fine. Give me ten minutes, OK?" "You'd better hurry up. Oh, and don't you dare to inform the prefects, or else you will wish you were never been born to this world. Go!"
So, I left the foyer quickly, but who cares what she says?! I honestly didn't care! I secretly pressed the emergency meeting button on the way. Normally, the meeting would be held once every week, but if there was an emergency, then this button would work. The members at the headquarters would see a red light flicker, and then a report on what happened would come in shortly after.
All five of us arrived at the headquarters. We discussed this issue and decided what to do. Here comes…
There were not much people in the foyer, because it's almost time for class. Only the oblivious thieves are left. "Do you think she will come anyway?" "She will. The 7th and 8th Graders are the easiest to order around. And if anything happens, no one will ever suspect a wimp like her." "Hey, didn't know you're that smart," One of the three nudged the tomboy. "Now you know… Ha ha!"
"It is such a shame, your 'talent' is such a disgrace for what you have done." A voice rang in the foyer, startling the trio. "No, wait. This voice -" "Damn! It's that prefect Zexion! Run!" "Wait, see what I can do…" The very girly girl of the three said with confidence.
Zexion then appear from behind the doors. That girly girl cat walked towards him, flirting in a seductive way. "Dear Zexy~ What took you so long~ I want to see you so badly~" OMG! Holy Bananas! I'm gonna PUKE! *turns around and puke in the toilet*
The slate-haired teen swatted her hand away before it could reach him. "Do not play the fool. Surrender now," He said calmly but firmly. "Yes, I'm the one who surrender to you, Sexy Zexy~" Now her hand found her way to Zexion's necktie, playing with it by flipping it. I'm on FIRE! How dare she do this to a prefect!
"A-huk-a-hak-hak! (Coughing) Eww, makes me want to puke… Hey! Delivery! Your textbooks are here!" I reappeared, with no books on my hands. The tomboy flared: "You fooling around me? Where is it?!"
"Right here…" I stepped aside, revealing Axel and Roxas. "Today's lesson is - 'I swear not to steal textbooks for my own again'!" And then, Axel lunged forward, charging towards the tomboy. They ran, but…
When they got to the door, a long and slender leg just came out of nowhere and tripped them. They fell down face first. Welcome back to the embrace of Mother Earth, people! :3 "Talk! You forced her on this just because she will not be suspected, am I right?" Zexion stepped towards the heap and said. "H-how'd you know?!" The struggling tomboy asked. "Oh please, who are you fooling with? Zexion a.k.a. the Professor, dude, got it memorized?" Demyx said in a sing-song voice. Axel was not amused. "Hey, that's my line! :( "
We kicked them into the discipline room to meet Mr. Saix, and then we met at the foyer. "Seriously, you are so awesome to trip them to fall in a heap, not bad, Dem. Oh, and whose idea was it?" Roxas asked. Axel pointed at me. "Oh, OK," Roxas said. Demyx whined a little: "But Nemix, my leg hurts…" Oh no, not the puppy dog eyes of doom! "Sorry, Dem, what can I do to make it up to you? Um… perhaps sea-salt ice-cream after school?" I said, feeling kinda sorry for Demyx. Only him and Axel had the strongest legs among us (One in water while one on land, that is), and since Axel was the one chasing… So… yeah.
"RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGG !" Oops! Time for school! "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE DEAD! WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE DEAD MEAT! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Demyx screamed his head off once the bell rang. I swear we all went temporarily deaf… "What the hell, Demyx?! You summoning a ghost or what?!" Axel rubbed his ears and hissed. I followed suit: "Demyx… It's too early for Halloween this year! Oh my eardrums… T_T" Roxas said: "What are you screaming about?!"
"Oops sorry, I forgot that we have a test on literature today…" Demyx said sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck. "WHAT!" We all shouted, excluding Zexion and Demyx. I guess we had just burst the remaining fragments of our eardrums. -_-' "God I haven't studied for that!" "Dude, I never even paid attention in class, who's worse?" "Just get back to the class and I'll try to help you guys memorize, OK?" Zexion finally said something before all hell broke loose. We seemed to calm down a little. "OK OK, let's go then," I said, trusting the Professor of our group. We all went off. Hasta la vista!
~ CHAPTER 1 FIN ~
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Phew! Done the first chapter! What do you guys think? Positive criticism is welcome and since this is my first work, sorry for any typos and grammar mistakes that may appear. Thank you! See ya later.