What Really Lies in Make-Out Paradise
I got this suggestion from a friend, and I only said I would do it if he read and reviewed my other stories. I also thought I needed a comedy story.
Prologue:
Kakashi sat under an apple tree with his legs outstretched, his usual orange book in hand. Naruto, Sakura, and Sauske were busy walking down the street, when they spotted their, sensei. Naruto reached his arm to the back of his head and scratched it. "I wonder why he's always reading that orange book." he said. Sauske shrugged his shoulders. "Probably to get his mind off this,…like what a loser you are." Sauske said. Naruto scowled at his response. "I wouldn't be sticking my nose in it, if I were you; Naruto." Sakura said. Naruto turned to look at her. "Well, your not me are you!?" Naruto shouted as Kakashi gasped and looked up from his book. "What in the world are you three up to!?" Kakashi demanded to know. Naruto smirked. "Were not up to anything, are we Sauske?" Naruto asked looking at him. Sauske just rolled his eyes. "Whatever." he simply said and walked away. "Sauske, wait up!" Sakura shouted as she left Naruto in the dust. "I'm warning you," Kakashi began. "If you try anything funny,…I'll have to punish you; and you won't like my punishments." he finished. Naruto grinned again. "Right, you can count on me." he said as an imaginary angel suit dressed him, complete with harp. Right as Kakashi left though, the angel costume turned into a devil costume and he rubbed his hands together and chuckled evilly. Naruto sneaked over in tip-toe, and hid behind Kakashi's tree. Kakashi began to stand up, and put his book down. 'A ninja waits for the opportune moment." Naruto recited giggling. He ran in front of the tree and just as he touched the book; he felt himself flying into the air. "Ninja art, a thousand years of death!!!" Kakashi shouted as Naruto screamed like a girl as he went flying through the air. "I told you, you wouldn't like my punishments!!!" Kakashi called from the ground, as Naruto smacked head first into a tree. He came up mouth wide open, missing all his teeth, as tiny flying Naruto's circled his head.
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Naruto decided to follow his sensei to his house. He hid down in the bushes and giggled evilly. He waited till he saw Kakashi go to his bedroom, he left the book on the kitchen counter. Ever so quietly, he opened the window jumped inside, grabbed the book, and left.