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Chapter 1
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It was a usual normal day in Quahog. Well...by usual, I mean Peter was doing something stupid again that would get people hurt. AS USUAL.
"Dad, just because you got your driver's license taken away again does not mean I'm going to let you ride me to your job." Meg said.
"Come on, it'll be fun! It'll be like a Father and Son adventure!"
"You mean Father and Daughter?"
Peter stared at her for a moment before deciding to fall on top of her.
"OH MY GOD, DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"You have have to get up and carry me if you wanna make it to work." He explained, before noticing how quiet Meg was becoming. "And no sleeping! Slacking is BAD."
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Meanwhile....
Two unseen figures were staring down at the crystal ball. Peter could be seen calmly lying on top his screaming daughter. Or son. They couldn't tell which.
"You wanna get this guy to the leaf village?"
"Of course, it will be much easier to take over Konoha with a fat man like him around. The perfect distraction!"
"Ok...but how do we get him there?"
"...Figure something out."
"What!? Why me?"
"Because, if you don't you could end up with a kunai up your ass."
"........"
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"GET OFF!!" Meg cried, managing to crawl from her prison of obeseity. "NOT COOL, DAD. NOT COOL!"
"Meg, don't be such a drama king!" Peter called, before heaving a great sigh, "I guess I'll be walking to work by myself then..."
The window at Chris's bedroom shot open, The Evil Monkey was pointing his finer menacingly at Peter.
"Hey! You wanna go with me to work?" Peter called to it. The Monkey only stared at him, then flipped him off, then slammed the window shut.
"Well, I'm off then!"
And so, the fat man of this tale turned and walked away-unknown to what would happen this very day...
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I know. Short Chapter! Didn't have time to make it longer, but I will add 2 soon! PWEASE REVIEW!