Vampire tennis!
Welcome to vampire tennis. It's just like vampire baseball, only cooler and less vampirey!
Curly-wa, squint-la, Apples, and Jrocknut play this. This is a play by play!
Apples-Serves. Drops ball, swings racket. Ball just makes it over the net
Squint-la- just barely gets the ball, when it flies over head
Curly-wa- ball hits her already damaged head, and disrupts her spacing out session. She serves. She jumps an astonishing half-foot in the air and slams the racket down on the ball. The ball hits the ground two inches in front of her, and she says a word that is not even suitable for MA rating.
Apples- reports Curly-wa to the bully box
Jrocknut- Serves. Ball makes it. She rejoices by saying some Japanese mumbo-jumbo
Squint-la- whacks the ball as far as she can
Apples- Cowers, then turns around, as his alter-ego, peaches. He climbs the fence as fast as he can (.45673 miles an hour) and jumps to get the ball. He falls, face down, on the sidewalk. He gets up and turns back into apples, and goes back into the court through the door that was right next to the place he climbed.
Curly-wa- Runs out of the Bully box screaming "Fudge the World!!!" then runs back into the bully box
Apples- yells "that's a strike"
Curly-wa- "this is tennis, not baseball!"
Apples- "no, I know that, I mean the strike system that the fudge faces like eddie are on!"
Curly-wa- "you wouldn't"
Apples- "your probably right, but oh well"
Squint-la- OMG!!!!!!! Let's just play some fuzzing vampire tennis!
Apples- ok, curly-wa, get out of the bully box
Curly wa-ok!!!!!!!1
Jrocknut- serves, the ball flies between the place that squint-la and Curly-wa are standing
Curly-wa and Squint-la- run towards the ball in a crappy version of slow motion. They collide and fall back they both say "oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"
Scene was cut early for censoring reasons
Squint-la- "why'd you do that? We where just saying fudge!"
Jrocknut- OMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a Japanese celebrity that I'm a fan of and am the only one that can pronounce the name! (jumps over fence in like, two seconds and runs after the Japanese famous person.
Apples- I guess the game is over. Oh well! I'll just go home. (walks inside the middle school and goes to his room. He falls asleep in his chair)
