A/N: So this is another one shot… LMAO! I so love my pain shots!

Disclaimer: I don't own CM or the song!

Prompt: All the Small Things – Blink 182

Hotch was passing Dave's office when he heard Emily's voice say "My God Dave that is small. Why is it that all the small things seem to be the best thing out there?"

Dave laughed and said "Emily you just have to learn. I mean come on are you telling me that Hotch's is bigger than mine?"

Emily bit her lip and nodded. "I'm telling you Dave Hotch's is so much bigger that it isn't even funny. I mean come on what do you do with something that damn small?"

Hotch who was still standing outside of Dave's office mouth dropped open. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. Hell he couldn't believe that his woman was talking about him like he was a piece of meat or something. Just what in the world could she possibly be thinking? He took a deep breath and pushed open Dave's office door and walked in. He was pleased to see that both Emily and Dave jumped at the intrusion.

Emily looked at Hotch and saw that his face was red. "What is the matter honey?"

Hotch glared at Emily. "You want to know what is wrong. I'll tell you what is wrong. You talking to Dave about my you know what! How could you do that to me Emily?"

Emily's mouth dropped open as she looked at Hotch in shock and Dave laughed and said "Aaron do you really think we were talking about dick sizes? Come on man Emily is yours and only yours. We were talking about back up pieces. I showed her the little one I have and we talked about how the backup piece you carry is bigger."

Hotch's mouth opened and closed and then he turned on his heel and walked out of Dave's office but at the door he turned around and said "I'm sorry."

Emily stared after Hotch in shock and then she just busted out laughing. She couldn't believe that he had thought that her and Dave had been talking dick sizes.

She looked at Dave and said "Did he really think we were in here talking about dick sizes?"

Dave busted out laughing again and nodded. "He really did Emily. I think tonight you need to pay special attention to the part of your man that felt as if he was being told on."

Emily grinned. "Oh I just know what to do. Thanks for the laugh Dave."

Dave nodded and chuckled as he watched Emily walk out of his office. He still couldn't believe that Hotch had thought Emily was telling him about his dick size. He knew that he wouldn't let his friend forget this for quite a while.