dora and peru

by thefunnyonehaha

dora ends up in peru ! FIND OUT THE DUMBASS THINGS SHE DID TO GET THERE T for languge

Dora woke up suffering from a hangover .she looked around to find out she was in Peru.
"wtf". She got up and started walking but she quickly fell to the ground .
" what happened last night"
*FLASHBACK*
"Dora where are we going".dora slaps boots in the face and yells.
"Boots shut the hell up and follow me! ".Boots hears a crackling noise and screams like the little girl he is.
"DORA WHAT WAS THAT!" Dora slaps him again.
"It was your own foot u moron! Look on the ground ..there is like thousands of dead leaves!"
"oh". was all the talking monkey could say. Suddenly (dramatic music).
Swipper comes out of no where holding a bottle of beer.
Boots and Dora the fucking explorer begin saying "swiper no swi..."
"SHUT UP YOU MEXICAN MIGITS! Listen up! Now ..."
Dora is deeply hurt by how swiper is calling them so she calls for backpack.
Backpack begins sing its dumbass song but Dora says"shut your face and give me a bat"
Backpack throws out a bat; Dora catches it and throws it at swipper.
"That's for calling me MEXICAN MIGIT" swipper is knocked out. Boots starts screaming "DORA WHAT DID U DO!"
Dora suddenly gets a little girl temper and picks up the bat and throws it at the retarded monkey.
Dora just sighs and picks up the beer and keeps on walking.
While drinking the beer, Dora is interrupted by orange umpa loompas
Dora stares at them."Who the hell are you "the umpa loompas don't respond.
Dora leaves "stupid orange fags"
After an hour of walking Dora has drank all of the beer and is seeing hallucinations.
(She is four 1 beer is enough)Dora finds herself talking to an elf and a flying dolphin
"Dora we must find the precious!" "Yes the precious THE PRECIOUS!"
"I don't know what the hell your talking bout but*hiccup*let's go! Dora said
*end flash back*
Dora is still confused and sitting on a rock
Suddenly (da da DAAAA) "Dora we found the precious "
She looks at the talking elf and flying dolphin
"YOU FREAKS ARE REAL! WHY THE FUCK AM I IN PERU!"
"You came with us to find the precious"
…"umm okay what is the precious anyways"?
The elf held out its hands to reveal a twig
Dora felt like punching the living shit of the elf but she had too much problems with the police.
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU MADE ME COME TO PERU JUST TO FIND A MOTHER FUCKING TWIG!"
"No this is no twig this is the precious"
Dora gave up."godamn it "

THE FUCKING END