This is a follow on to 'A Hogwartian Musical' But instead of using real songs I'm going to use Harry Potter parodies.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and I didn't write the song parodies. Are you happy now???
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Harry and Ron were sitting in the common room, thinking about the events that had taken place just a few days ago.
"I'm glad we got you out of that timewarp, Harry." Ron said
"Yeah, I don't know what I'll do if I see anyone else burst into song again" Harry replied.
"Where's Hermione?"
"In the library"
"Oh. It's so depressing here at Hogwarts" muttered Ron.
"I know what will make us happy!" Harry smiled "beans!"
"Beans?"
"Beans! Bertie Botts Every Flavour beans!" harry fumbled around in his pocket and extracted a bag of beans. "Here, take one"
Ron picked up a bean and ate it.
The effect was immediate. Ron jumped up and his eyes went wide and glazed over, like he was on drugs. Ron snapped back to reality and burst into song. [to the tune of 'Dirty Pop' by N*Sync]
Ron: Sick and tired of tastin' all these
beans a poppin out
What's up with these flavors and
how their gonna turn out?
The thing you've got to realize, is that
no stop is to this trend
Some got the gift of tastiness, you're
gonna eat em' till the end
c'mon now
Harry could not believe what he was hearng.
"I thought Voldie was dead!" he gasped.
Ron: It doesn't matter
Bout' the beans I eat,
and the ones as hot as heck
All that matters
It that you satisfy your hunger
for these specs
It doesn't matter
Bout' the beans I pop and where I eat and why
All that matters
Is that you get hyped and they'll do it
to ya every time
c'mon now
"it's happening again!" Harry said as he tried to run but he was stuck to the ground. "Voldies's back!"
Ron: Do you ever wonder how
They make it taste like cow?
It leaves you sayin "wow"
Feel it when the flavor
takes like rock
(tastes like rock)
It makes you wanna stop
(You can't stop)
But its tempting you to "pop"
C'mon now
These..Must..Be
Bertie Botts,
You can't stop
I know you like these Bertie Botts
(These must be)
Harry had started to rock back and forth, hugging his knees and looking around anxiously, expecting Voldie to come in and sing another song.
Ron: Now, why you wanna try to classify, the
types of beans we eat?
Cuz we're just fine eatin
cherry wine
Can you say the same for wheat?
Tired of eating all around
this flavored grape jelly
Just worry bout' yours, cuz Im a'
eat mine
Why people?, Can't you eat?
It doesn't matter
Bout' the beans I eat,
and the ones as hot as heck
All that matters
It that you satisfy your hunger
for these specs
It doesn't matter
Bout' the beans I pop and where I eat and why
All that matters
Is that you get hyped and they'll do it
to ya every time
C'mon now
Do you ever wonder how
They make it taste like cow?
It leaves you sayin "wow"
Fell it when the flavor
takes like rock
(tastes like rock)
It makes you wanna stop
(You can't stop)
But its tempting you to "pop"
Baby, come one
These must be, "Botts"
Man, I'm tired of eatin'
Bertie, bertie, bertie botts
Bertie Botts
Do you ever wonder...
"I DON'T WONDER!" but it was no use, Ron just kept on singing.
Oh!
Do you ever wonder how
(Ever wonder how)
They make it taste like cow?
(Taste like cow)
It leaves you sayin "wow"
Fell it when the flavor
Takes like rock
(Tastes like rock)
It makes you wanna stop
(You can't stop)
But its tempting you to "pop"
C'mon now
These Must Be
Do you ever wonder how
(Ever wonder how)
They make it taste like cow?
(Taste like cow)
It leaves you sayin "wow"
Fell it when the flavor
Takes like rock
(Tastes like rock)
It makes you wanna stop
And the beans are all you got
These must be "Botts!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!"
Harry ran out of the room with his hands in the air.
Ron sat back down and started popping beans in his mouth.
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Yes, another musical. Moo ha ha! I suggest you read my other Hogwartian Musical as well :)
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and I didn't write the song parodies. Are you happy now???
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Harry and Ron were sitting in the common room, thinking about the events that had taken place just a few days ago.
"I'm glad we got you out of that timewarp, Harry." Ron said
"Yeah, I don't know what I'll do if I see anyone else burst into song again" Harry replied.
"Where's Hermione?"
"In the library"
"Oh. It's so depressing here at Hogwarts" muttered Ron.
"I know what will make us happy!" Harry smiled "beans!"
"Beans?"
"Beans! Bertie Botts Every Flavour beans!" harry fumbled around in his pocket and extracted a bag of beans. "Here, take one"
Ron picked up a bean and ate it.
The effect was immediate. Ron jumped up and his eyes went wide and glazed over, like he was on drugs. Ron snapped back to reality and burst into song. [to the tune of 'Dirty Pop' by N*Sync]
Ron: Sick and tired of tastin' all these
beans a poppin out
What's up with these flavors and
how their gonna turn out?
The thing you've got to realize, is that
no stop is to this trend
Some got the gift of tastiness, you're
gonna eat em' till the end
c'mon now
Harry could not believe what he was hearng.
"I thought Voldie was dead!" he gasped.
Ron: It doesn't matter
Bout' the beans I eat,
and the ones as hot as heck
All that matters
It that you satisfy your hunger
for these specs
It doesn't matter
Bout' the beans I pop and where I eat and why
All that matters
Is that you get hyped and they'll do it
to ya every time
c'mon now
"it's happening again!" Harry said as he tried to run but he was stuck to the ground. "Voldies's back!"
Ron: Do you ever wonder how
They make it taste like cow?
It leaves you sayin "wow"
Feel it when the flavor
takes like rock
(tastes like rock)
It makes you wanna stop
(You can't stop)
But its tempting you to "pop"
C'mon now
These..Must..Be
Bertie Botts,
You can't stop
I know you like these Bertie Botts
(These must be)
Harry had started to rock back and forth, hugging his knees and looking around anxiously, expecting Voldie to come in and sing another song.
Ron: Now, why you wanna try to classify, the
types of beans we eat?
Cuz we're just fine eatin
cherry wine
Can you say the same for wheat?
Tired of eating all around
this flavored grape jelly
Just worry bout' yours, cuz Im a'
eat mine
Why people?, Can't you eat?
It doesn't matter
Bout' the beans I eat,
and the ones as hot as heck
All that matters
It that you satisfy your hunger
for these specs
It doesn't matter
Bout' the beans I pop and where I eat and why
All that matters
Is that you get hyped and they'll do it
to ya every time
C'mon now
Do you ever wonder how
They make it taste like cow?
It leaves you sayin "wow"
Fell it when the flavor
takes like rock
(tastes like rock)
It makes you wanna stop
(You can't stop)
But its tempting you to "pop"
Baby, come one
These must be, "Botts"
Man, I'm tired of eatin'
Bertie, bertie, bertie botts
Bertie Botts
Do you ever wonder...
"I DON'T WONDER!" but it was no use, Ron just kept on singing.
Oh!
Do you ever wonder how
(Ever wonder how)
They make it taste like cow?
(Taste like cow)
It leaves you sayin "wow"
Fell it when the flavor
Takes like rock
(Tastes like rock)
It makes you wanna stop
(You can't stop)
But its tempting you to "pop"
C'mon now
These Must Be
Do you ever wonder how
(Ever wonder how)
They make it taste like cow?
(Taste like cow)
It leaves you sayin "wow"
Fell it when the flavor
Takes like rock
(Tastes like rock)
It makes you wanna stop
And the beans are all you got
These must be "Botts!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!"
Harry ran out of the room with his hands in the air.
Ron sat back down and started popping beans in his mouth.
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Yes, another musical. Moo ha ha! I suggest you read my other Hogwartian Musical as well :)