Hi there! wow! this is my first story and i'm so nervous! anyways, i'm grovyleTheGreat and welcome to the misadventures of heroes: let the random begin.

Chapter one: celebration of heroes gone wrong

In a place, far from the reaches of humans, it was time for the festivals of heroes to begin. the festivals of heroes is a celebration of exploration and rescue teams alike, who had saved the world. Heroes such as:Bubble the squirtle and Eva the eevee of rescue team Whirlwind, or Cinder the cyndaquil and Daranior the turtwig in the exploration team Rangers. rescue team Lightning hosts Thunderer and Lioness. Who could forget rescue team Hylian Heroes, Link the machop and Pikari the pikachu. Finally, Axew and Pikachu of exploration team TRU HEROS.

All the pokemon gathered in Legend Village square to hear the tales and legends of over 9,000 years ago...

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!" a sunflora exclaimed, "The sylveon like, just got here!"

"Yup, yup!" a bidoof replied,"By golly, I think it's high time the stories started."

A sylveon walked onto a stage and spoke to the crowd.

"Pokemon of legend village, i am honored to be here. I am princess Sylvia of the kingdom of Fairie, a very distant land from here."

Everyone bowed.

"NOW, SERVANT!" the princess demanded, not very nicely,"HAND ME MY BOOK. NOW!"

A small charmander, who was a sky blue color,and dressed in rags, carried a book at least twice the size of her, over to the princess.

"yes, your highness." she replied cheerfully and skipped back.

"AHEM!" the princess coughed.

"yes, your royal highness?" the servent asked.

"OPEN THE BOOK! YOU LOUSY EXCUSE OF A-(goldenwolfhero, please write random word here)...SANDWICH!"

The servent walked over again, opened the book, and cheerfully skipped back.

The other pokemon frowned at this and wispered amongst themselves.

"OH. MY. GOSH." sunflora wispered loudly,"SHE'S LIKE, SO AWFUL!"

"Yup, yup."bidoof replied.

A riolu by the name of Dennis Waffle also joined in the conversation. "I don't give a waffle for this." he stated

crogunk butted in (literally!)

"But Dennis Waffle NEVER gives waffles to anyone!"he complained.

A corphish with goo-goo eyes randomly butted in too.

"Hey,hey"he fanboyishly squealed,"that princess is SOOO C-UTE! I've just got to have her!"(girls aren't property corphish...)

A kricketot chirped...

"Any ways,"Sylvia asked in a cheerful forced voice,"Who's ready for a heroic story?!"

"NO!"the towns folk objected.

"WELL,TOO BAD!"

and the princess began reading aloud.

"Once apon a...what the-(g-woooooolf!)...BANANA-TACO DOES THIS SAY?!SERVENT!"

The charmander YET AGAIN walked over to the stage to examine the book.

"Sylvia your highness, i hate to be the bearer of the bad news,but... that's not the Bizzare Saga...why,it's not even written in our language of unoun lettering!"she paused,"so it's in footprint ruins. Few pokemon can read it."

The princess looked pale."so, it's NOT the Bizzare Saga...?"

the servant nodded glumly,"preeeety muuuuch...yes..."

(agh!goooooolden wooooooolf heeeeeeerooooo!)

"banana-potato-candy-elf YOU! banana-potato-candy-elf YOU ALL!"

The princess continued these *AHEM* banana-potato-candy-elves untill a scraggy walked up.

"fear not,my exquisite beauty,"the scraggy announced,"for i can read foot print ruins!"

Sylvia immeadiately threw the book to scraggy. He opened the book, blew the dust off of the cover into the princesses eyes.

"WHAT THE-(golden wolf...)...GOOGLY EYED BABY DOLLS IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"weell, EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE, PRINCESS!"the scraggy sassed."*ahem* anyways... the story reads...:If this book is readeth to the public by a scraggyeth, then the beast inside shall be revealed, leaving death,demise and discord(HO-HO-HO! CHAOS IS A WONDERFUL THING!)...to follow..." scraggy paused for a moment. "OOOOH! RHYMES! a small group of five
these heroes will keep us alive
the leader must light the way,
and not lead his team mates astray.
his second in command
is willing to lend a hand
her courage shines through fear,
leaving enormous cheer!
the next one is a buggy-ghost,
but he has a fear of toast...(hey...all i could think of...)
the zapping titan is a pichu,
realistic enough so she could fool you.
the authoress is on their side,
the laws of logic be defied.(:3)
these four heroes are led by tim,
to battle the dangers ahead with him.
their leader must learn,
or the battles ending will turn
if the hero isn't clever,
then all hope is lost forever..."

Suddenly, there was an earth quake! The WHOLE village shook!

"THE GROUND'S STARTING TO SHAKE!" a smoochum that was hideous beyond all reason screeched.

"WE'RE STARTING TO SHAKE!"chimchar screamed.

"WHAT THE-(what does the wolf say)...CHICKEN MEAT, TEAM DORA?!"a torchic bellowed,"GO BACK TO THE DISTORTION WORLD!"

The team just shrugged and jumped in to the distortion worlds portal.
(if anyone asks, it was a porta-potty)

All of a sudden, a huge monster, almost like a giant, flying groudon-bird, broke out of the earth! (and i swear it was screaming keep these dora brats away from me!)It used some kind of blast that sent the island into oboe-livian(BAND PUN XD!) As for the servent, she was flushed out to sea...

and there we have it! AND NO NO ONE DIES...
IF ANYONE GUESSES WHO THUNDERER AND LIONESS ARE, THEY WILL GET A MENTION AND A BLUE COOKIE! X3
NYAN
:-)