Arm-wrestling: How WW2 Was Fought
"Dude, are you serious?!" America yelled. Britain smiled.
"I'm always serious," he said, crossing his arms. Germany glared at Russia.
"Don't tell me you actually vant my country!" Russia smiled and nodded.
"Da."
"Please, if we just end this peacefully-" Japan started. Italy smiled.
"Pasta!" he squealed. France frowned and crossed his arms.
"Mr. Germany will be mine! Someday... Then maybe Italy..."
"Aiya!" China said, "Why you other countries be so stupid?!" It was chaos! Finally Germany stood up.
"I refuse to surrender myself to any of you!"
"Dude, don't mess with Lady Liberty!" America cried. Britain frowned.
"That's it! I declare war on the Axis!"
"Sounds like good plan. Mind if I join?" Russia smiled.
"Allies VS. Axis! How does that sound?!" Britain continued. Germany smiled.
"Bring it!"
"Wait! We don't need all of this bloodshed. We can talk things over," Japan said.
"Vho said anyzink about bloodshed? I vas zinkink more of arm-wrestling," Germany said. Britain smiled as he glared at Germany.
"I was actually thinking the same bloody thing."
"Alright, Dudes, it's settled. Who goes first?" America said. France frowned.
"I'm going first!" Britain sighed and made a face palm.
"You always want to fight Germany."
"Because I hate him."
The beginning of WW2
1939: Britain and France declare war on Germany.
"Alright, you. If the Allies win you surrender yourself to us," Britain said. Germany smirked.
"Und if you lose?"
"We...surrender and clam you three the winners," he said. He turned to France, "You're up, FRONG!" France smiled as he and Germany sat down. They glared at each other and rested their elbows on the table. They wrapped their right hands over the other.
"You brute! Now I get to fight you fair and square!" France said. Germany smiled.
"Vhatever. Just don't hold back." America smiled as he raised his hand for the signal.
"I love a good fight! Get ready, Dudes! Fight!" he cried as he brought his hand down ferociously. France and Germany pushed against each other as they both tried to pulled the others' arm down. Everyone shouted and cheered them on. France smiled.
"Germany will be mine! Germany-" before France could finish, Germany brought France's arm down, making a hard slam as France's arm hit the table. The room echoed and France wined.
"You hurt both my arm and my hand! How could you win?" Germany smiled.
"1940. 'Germany invades un occupies France und ze Low Countries. Zen Germany defeats ze Allied Forces at Dunkirk, France'"," Germany smiled. Britain smirked.
"You forgot that I sent troops to rescue the Allies. 338,000 were rescued, if I'm not mistaken. And I'm not," he said. Germany frowned.
"True, but I still have France."
"Ouch!" France wined. Britain frowned.
"Very well, Germany. If you want to fight me, you can go ahead and say it," he said. America was confused.
"But I thought we were still in 1939? Oh well, 1940 it is. All right, Germany VS. Britain! Ready, and-"
"Wait!" Italy cried. America glared at him.
"Hold your horses, Dude! You can get your chance."
"Si, and my chance is'a now!" Italy said. He pointed a finger at Britain and France, "I challenge you both to an arm-wrestling match!" France and Britain stared at Italy in shock. After a moment, they began to laugh.
"I thought you were really serious there for a moment. It sounded like you were declaring war," Britain said. France smiled.
"Zere is no way you can defeat us. So go ahead and try your worst," he said. Italy glared.
"I'a wasn't kidding! I do challenge you both!" Germany sighed in annoyance.
"Italy, I really doubt you can beat ze Allies. Let me und Japan fight."
"No, I'a want to fight Big Brother France!" he said. Germany shook his head and stood up.
"Alright. But I von't get my hopes up," he said. Italy smiled and sat down.
{1940, June 10th. Italy enters the war on the side of the Axis Powers and declares war on France and Great Britain.}
France smiled.
"You asked for it. Hohohohoho!" he and Italy took their positions and grabbed each others' hands.
"France? If I'a win I'a want an agreement," Italy said. France smiled.
"How cute! And what is it?" he and Britain exchanged a sneaky look. Italy was going to lose.
"If I'a win, you leave me alone and sign an armistice with Germany." Everyone stared at him in shock.
"You want me to do what?" France frowned. Italy nodded.
"You'a heard me! Besides, Germany's been wanting you to sign one for a long while." Germany grabbed Italy's collar.
"ITALY!" he screamed.
"Don't hurt me, Germany! I'ma only trying to do you a favor!" he said. Germany whimpered and did a face palm.
"I'm not seeing zis. Nein," he said. America smiled.
"If he wants to do it, Dude, then let him pick his grave," he said. He gave the signal and Italy and France went into an arm-wrestling match. Italy made grunts and pathetic whimpers as he struggled against France. Germany watched and sweat fell from his face. Both countries looked serious and neither of them were holding back. Italy wasn't even using two hands! Germany was glad tat Italy wasn't trying to cheat, but he was surprised that he was evenly matched with France. Japan cheered Italy on.
"Go, Italy-kun!" he said. Germany looked away.
"I can't watch zis," he said, turning his head. France smiled at the whimpering and pressure-looked Italian before him.
"If I win, Italy, I want a part of your body. A little sexy-"
"Deal!" Italy cried as he pulled France's arm flat to the table. Everyone stared at him in shock. Germany's mouth dropped open.
"Vhat?!" he screamed. He didn't believe what he saw. Italy beat France! Italy smiled.
"Hey, look! I did it! Good for me! Hehehe!" France stared at him.
"I don't believe it! How did you beat me?" Italy smiled and put a finger over his lips.
"It's secret. So you're going to sign that armistice with Germany, si?" France whimpered.
{June 22, 1940. France signs an armistice with Germany. A collaborationist government is set up in Vichy, France. Then on September 27th, Germany, Japan, and Italy sign the Tripartite Pact.}
{1941}
Russia smiled at Germany.
"You invaded my country. So we fight now, da?" Germany nodded.
"Ja. I've been vantink to fight you." They both took their positions and grabbed each others' hands.
"Ready...and, fight!" America yelled. Germany pulled Russia's hand, but all Russia did was smile. Germany smirked.
"I'm vinink," he said. It was as if Russia was letting Germany win.
{June 22, 1941. Hitler attacks Russia in Operation Barbarossa. On September 8th, The Siege of Leningrad, Russia, begins.}
"Why isn't zis guy, fightink back?" Germany thought to himself, "It's as if he's going to wait until I almost nail him before he fights back." He was pulling Russia down, but Germany was really suspicious. Right before he could pin Russia's arm down, Russia smiled and made a 180 counterattack pull on Germany's arm, making his arm pined. Germany grunted in pain.
{December 6, Russia counterattacks at Moscow. This is the first major German defeat.}
"Mr. Germany," Japan said, "Let me fight next." Germany nodded and held his sore arm.
"Alright, Japan," he got up and Japan took his seat.
"I challenge America," he said. America smiled.
"Why not? We both haven't gone yet. HAHAHAHA!" he laughed as he switched places with Russia. Russia smiled.
"Are you both ready?" he asked. Japan and America nodded as they took their positions, "Then fight!" Russia said. America and Japan pulled, but their hands only trembled against the other. America smiled.
"You're pretty good, Dude! For an island, I mean," he chuckled and panted. Japan was unfazed by America's load mouth.
"Hai, I practice daily. And now, Mr. America, I think this fight is over," he said as he quickly pulled America's hand flat down on the table. America gasped and caressed his sore hand. He glared at Japan, then at Germany.
"This means war!" he said.
"Bring It," Germany glared back.
"I clam back Tikhvin," Russia smiled. Germany frowned, but sighed.
"Fine."
{December 7, the Japanese attack the Americans at Pearl Harbor. December 8, America declares war on Germany and Japan. December 9, Russians recapture Tikhivin from Germans. December 11, Germany and other Axis countries declare war on America. This is the end of 1941}