WARNING OCness, YOAI (Pairings~ Madei hints of KakuHida and KakuOc), and let's not forget the crackyness XD
I don't own Naruto or any of the characters, sadly. Nor do I own the idea it belongs to Muki-chan, where ever she may be ^_^ I have changed it I bit I hope you don't mind Muki-chan
From my resent fanfiction I got a review, very long and very funny. I laughed my ass off. Well the author of this review said I may use it as a story, and that's what I'ma gonna do. :D this goes out to you Muki-chan, thank you for the review idea.
I shadowy figure stared into the computer screen smiling.
"OMG! That's from the new Three Days Grace album! I just KNEW the song would fit Madara PERFECTLY!"
She strolled down to the bottom of the page and clicked a button that said 'review'. She typed 'Muki-chan' as her name and typed a long but funny review. Another figure loomed over her shoulder.
"Your just happy cause' Tobi turned out to be evil."
"HELL YEAH!" Muki yelled at the top of her lungs
Tobi just so happening to hear what was going on, replied. "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"
Muki-chan turned to look at Tobi "Sure you are Tobi."
Then she stood up and whispered into her friend's ear "Hey Hikari, I gotta plan to expose Tobi and make ALOT of money off fangirls. Do you wanna help?"
" TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! Tobi gonna take a shower!" Tobi huffed and left
Hikari smiled "So, what's the plan?"
"Get everyone in the Akatsuki in the bathroom. Trust me on this." Muki-chan grinned evilly
********************Five Minutes later***********************
"Why the hell did you bring us here?" Pein muttered
"Just be quiet and get in the bathroom!" Muki said
"Are you crazy, un?! There's someone in there!" Deidara yelled
"Do you want to see what's behind Tobi's mask or not?" Muki-chan growled
Everyone was muttering about wanting to know, then Pein and Konan's eyes widen in shock.
"Everyone in!" Muki-chan schemed as she pushes everyone in the bathroom. Which was drowned by the singing of an angel, a fallen angel.
Tobi unknowing of the audience singing Lights Out by Breaking Benjamin. "I am done pretending, you have failed to find what's left,"
"Fangirls are going to pay ALOT of money for this. Itachi, do you have the camera ready?" Muki whispered
"I will suck you dry again"
Itachi whispered back "Yup, it's HD."
"Some are not worth saving, you are such a PRETTY MESS"
"Damn. He's a good singer." Deidara shivered
"I will cloak the life within,"
"Can we wait a few seconds? This is my favorite part!" Muki whispered
"Now you wanna take me down, as if I even CARE, I am the MONSTER in your HEAD, And I thought you'd learn by now, but since you lost your head, I am the VENOM in your SKIN, and now your life is BROKEN, After the lights go out on you,"
"He's gonna murder me when he sees us! I gotta get to the door!" Pein thought to himself
"After your worthless life is through,"
Pein tried to unlock door, but freezes when he sees a glaring Muki.
"I will remember how you SCREAM,"
Muki-chan whispered "There's no escape PEIN! Mwhaahahaha! Jou gotta suffer the consequences like the rest of us!" Muki walked over to the curtain and grabbed it
"I can't afford to care, I can't afford to ca-"
Muki pulled back shower curtain and Itachi took a photo of a wet and naked Uchiha, Madara.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Madara yelled
"Holy shit Tobi is HOT!UN!" Deidara yelled bleeding from his nose
Konan was Blushing and trying to look away. While Pein was trying to break the door down. During this Zetsu was wondering what Madara would taste like, in more ways than one
"Great! This is going to be a GREAT promo for Uchihacest!" Itachi broke out laughing
"You better give me a share of the profits for that camera Muki." Kakuzu growled
"Shut it you cheep bastard." Muki hissed
"HOLY SHIT THE WUSSY IS HOT!" Hidan shouted
"Damn Deidara, you just got beaten by a landslide!" Sasori gasped
Madara blushed closes shower curtain, turns off shower, and grabs nearby cloak before coming out looking furious.
"WHO DID THIS?!" Madara yelled
everyone pointed to Muki
"AND I'M GONNA SELL THE PHOTO OF YOU IN THE SHOWER FOR MILLIONS! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!" laughed evilly as she despaired in smoke
"Damn . . . the girl becomes hotter each day." Kakuzu mumbled
"Gross Kakuzu. Muki is too cute for you." Sasori grunted
"I'm better than MUKI anyway." Hidan growled in jealousy
"WHO TOOK THE GODDAMED PHOTO!" Madara barked
everyone pointed at Itachi.
"Please! What are you gonna DO about it?" Itachi laughed
"I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE WITH A CHEESE GRATER WHILE FORCING YOU TO LISTEN TO THE HARRY POTTER SOUNDTRACK OVER AND OVER AGAIN! I WILL USE A BUTTERKNIFE AND MANKYO TO MAKE YOU BLEED FROM THE INSIDE WHILE THOUSANDS OF NEEDLES PERICE YOUR SKIN! YOU WILL BEG AND BEG FOR THE END! AND I WILL MAKE YOU SUFER!" Madara growled demonically
Itachi wet his pants as Madara stared darkly at him. Everyone else was in complete silents. Then fangirl sequels echoed at the front door
"Damn. Muki works fast when it comes to selling things to the fandom." Kakuzu said
"SHIT!" Madara hissed
"Why did you wear the mask anyway, Un?" Deidara asked but he thought he looked WAY better without it.
"WHY DO YOU THINK! ADHD AND RETARDNESS IS FANGIRL REPELLENT! JUST THINK OF WHAT THEIR GOING TO DO TO ME?! LAST TIME THEY TORE OFF ALL MY CLOTHS! I do NOT need a repeat of THAT!" Madara yelled while Bangs on door could be heard
"CRAP!" Madara growled
"And the entire Akatsuki is here! They may force us to touch EACHOTHER!" Itachi shuddered
"You just HAD to give me that image!" Madara shouted
"WERE GONNA FUCKIN DIE!" Hidan yelled
Kakuzu clutched onto Hidan like a scared two year old, causing the other to blush "HUMAN SHEILD!" Kakuzu shouted and Hidan's blush instantly faded to anger.
"I WILL NOT BE YOUR GOD DAMNED HUMAN SHEILD!"
Zetsu walked over to the door with the fangirls screaming on the other side "HUNGERY!"
"AH!" All girls run away from outside door except for one girl.
"EP! ZETSU!" The Zetsu fangirl squealed
"Even I get a fangirl. Life isn't fair!" Zetsu pouted
"Too bad Ze-tsu-san!" Madara laughed
Zetsu licked his lips, man I wish I could hear him say that under me. Deidara started daydreaming about dirty images of Madara calling him 'Sempai'
"Deidara why are you staring at me like that?" Madara said thinking he always knew Deidara was gay.
"I…uh…UN"
"CoughGayCough" Itachi "coughed"
"I AM NOT GAY,UN!"
"I didn't say anything." Itachi smiled
"Sure Uchiha, sure, un"
"Deidara, denial doesn't suit you. I KNOW you like me."
"DO NOT, UN!" Deidara growled blushing
" Really?" Madara said Staring cutely as upper part of cloak is unzipped, causing Deidara to blush.
"Err…"
"You know you like it." Madara purred wrapping his arms around Deidara NOW FOR REVENGE FOR BOSSING ME AROUND AS TOBI! MWHAHAHAHA!
Deidara was starting to feel hot "Damn . . . you win, un" Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Madara smirked devilishly remembering the others maybe later. "If you want more follow me" Madara whispered in Deidara's ear before letting go of Deidara and strolling to his room.
"Looks like he's teasing you" Itachi snickered
"And it looks like somebody liked the hug" Hidan laughed
"SHUT IT,UN!" Deidara growled running to Madara's room
"Hey, Deidara where ya goin'? To have a nooner with sexy?" Sasori chuckled
"Jealous you can't join, un?" Deidara purred slipping in Madara's room
Everyone stayed silent for a while. "DAMN! We've been out beat!"
"Well Deidara is the youngest out of all of us" Pein huffed man what I wouldn't do to get some of that tail
"I wonder if Madara likes the idea of a cougar relationship." Kakuzu pondered
"You a hundred years to young Kakuzu" Pein muttered, to Hidan's relief
"What? Kakuzu is like dirt old"
"Well listen up kids cause Madara is older than dirt" Pein laughed
"Shit, your lying! He looked like a twenty year old in there, face and…body" Hidan smirked at the thought
^3^ ELSE WHERE IN SEXY SEXY LAND ^3^ P.S. I included this part because I love you all XD
Once Deidara slipped in the room Madara had him pinned to the wall. Madara grazed his tongue over Deidara's ear lobe. Deidara gasped as Madara aggressively nipped and nibbled his ear. All the thoughts of him being on top were thrown out the window, Madara would never be on bottom.
AN don'tcha just hate it when there's a cliffhanger right when it gets to the good parts? XD well I thank you Muki-chan for the wonderful idea :D and there will be one more chapter hurray.
Deidara: ok so you threaten to kill me, get me killed, get me raped, then killed, and let's not forget me getting hit by a car. And right when it gets to the best part you end it :O UN
Tobi-kun: I only implied to kill you….and you're looking at all the bad parts
Madara: are you guys gonna start that fight again, because if you are I need to make popcorn
Deidara: NO! And in the next chapter I'm not letting you bang me UN
Madara: one, you know you like it. And two that's not your choice is it. :3
Tobi-kun: that's right Madara-dono! It's my choice!
Deidara: I KILL YOU UN!
Tobi-kun:*hides behind Madara* protect me Madara-dono
Madara: Your reviews will help keep Tobi-kun here safe from Deidara
Tobi-kun :3