Mr. Vinnie
AN: I own nothing in this story. Please R&R.
Vincent Valentine was babysitting. Now normally those three words would never be seen put together but he had been suckered into it. So here the ex Turk was, holding a child's storybook and reading from it in his soft voice.
"And then the princess woke up from the prince's kiss and they lived happily ever after. The end." His audience, namely Marlene, smiled happily and soon went to bed but not before hugging her babysitter tightly.
"Thanks Mr. Vinnie." Vincent allowed himself a small smile and ruffled Marlene's hair gently.
"It was nothing, sleep well." Standing up, he had just opened the door when he heard some rustling in the hallway. "Come out Yuffie, I know you're there." Appearing from the open bathroom door, she sighed in annoyance.
"Vinnie how come you're so good at finding me?"
"It's Vincent and it's not that hard when I see your foot sticking out from the door."
"Ah phooey!" The ninja said, sticking her tongue out at Vincent.
"Why are you here Yuffie?"
"Well I heard you were babysitting and I had to be here. It is almost the end of the world right?"
"Very funny, now seriously why are you here?"
"I wanted to see you, is that a crime?"
"No…but I'm not exactly the most social of people."
"Really Vinnie, wow what a shocker." Vincent just walked past her and into the bar of Seventh Heaven. "Hey don't you ignore me!" Vincent kept on walking. Flipping over his head, the ninja then kissed Vincent right on the lips, stopping the gunslinger in his tracks. Once they broke apart Yuffie's face was red.
"I'm sorry Vincent, it's just you wouldn't talk to me…"
"Well you have my undivided attention now. What do you want to talk about?" Yuffie leaned in and kissed him again. Once they broke apart, she was smiling.
"Oh nothing." She then walked out the door, swaying her hips seductively. Vincent then realized he was missing his materia. Maybe he needed to take a trip to Wutai; it had been a while since he had gone traveling.