I know, you're probably thinking, "Another drabble series?" and I don't blame you. But, as long as the content is different, that's the point, right? I will say it now, don't expect a consistent update rate, don't expect romance, either. One more thing though, if you have read my other stories, you may know that I do not use curse words. If you wish to replace the words with stronger versions, by all means.
Characters: Soifon, Kiko-oh, Suzumebachi, Unnamed Minor Characters
Warnings: None
Setting: During the Beast Swords Arc.
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo, who is not me.
It was an almost peaceful day in the Seireitei-especially for a city in the midst of a war, and a Zanpakuto crisis. However, the city seems to have forgotten about the Zanpakuto that is rumored to have the destructive power of 1,000,000 Zanpakuto. Considering how Ukitake Jushiro and Kyoraku Shunsui destroyed it, how can you blame them, though?
"Shut up you Goddang bird!" An irritated Soifon yelled to the fiery mass high above the Sokyoku Hill; she was clearly at the end of her patience.
The Kiko-oh simply reared its head back, and let out another shrill cry while giving a few flaps of its fiery wings. Soifon growled, then turned to the group of Kido Corps members trying to redo the seals on the Kiko-oh. "Can't you do anything?" She snapped at the group.
One of the members decided to speak up, albeit nervously. "W-well," he stuttered, "maybe if we knew what…" He faded away under her fierce glare.
"How exactly would we figure that out?"
"Easy!" Suddenly, with an exclamation, Suzumebachi's newly created physical form was in front of Soifon. "With the two of us being Zanpakuto spirits, I easily understand his words! He's so upset because his territory has been ravaged with fights as of late!"
Soifon just fixed her glare onto her Zanpakuto, but Suzumebachi recognized it at Soifon's own version of confusion. In the background, the Kiko-oh gave a short, but still shrill, cry, as if in agreement.
"Well, think about it." The small Zanpakuto spirit continued. "First there was that fight between that Ichigo kid and Captain Kuchiki, then the Bounts attacked the hill, and should I even mention that this rebellion started on this hill?"
Soifon's eye simply twitched, as she spit out the two words she always tells someone when she knows they are right, but refuses to admit it.
"Go away."
Alright, that wasn't tooooo bad, was it? Anyways, before someone attempts to correct me, I know that Soifon is now officially Sui-Feng, but I believe the majority of Bleach fans reject the change. However, if you wish for me to change to using Sui-Feng, then I shall. Also, I know that 'drabbles' are exactly one hundred words.