Once upon a time lived a king. His name was King Bowser Koopa. The Space Pirate. Bowser woke in his bed, yawning and stretching his arms. Then he went back to sleep for a while. A few hours later he woke up again. "Man i gotta get up already" he said, then slept a few more hours. "UGH" Bowser ughed as he woke up again. He set down his clawy feet on the ground, his feet hurt like they always do when you put them down for the first time for the day, he also got really dizzy, like really he began to lose his vision and everything and almost fell unconcious for a while. Almost. "Time to plunder the space i guess"

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"Holy shit where have you been weve been waiting here for like 5 hours what the fuck you always do this just tell us to come later oh my god" Ludwig von Koopa said.

"I'm sorry" Bowser apologized.

"Its fine but from now on were coming 12 instead of 7 so if were ever not here when you wanna plunder space know its your own fault god" Ludwig said.

"I'm sorry that sounds good. So can we go plunder the space now" Bowser asked.

"k"

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Bowser laughed as he and the koopalings except for Lemmy stole all the treasure from the poor defensless Lumas and space goombas. They cried as the crooks exited their planets atmosphere.

"Wow lumas and space goombas are broke as hell" Iggy said rumaging through the few stolen goods they had in their bag.

"Yeah thanks to us they probably wont be able to pay their rent or taxes and theyll be thrown out on the space streets, they didnt have much to eat before we stole it theyll probably starve to death now, i just hope most of them dont have families." Morton added.

This made Bowser feel very guilty. "Ok fine were turning around" he said.

"No one said we had to turn around" Ludwig pointed out.

"WERE TURNING AROUND" Bowser quickly corrected him, he hoped no one noticed but they did notice he was crying a little and it was pretty awkward. So they flew back to the lumas and space goombas and they gave everyone their stuff back and apologized, the Lumas and space goombas were very happy and greatful.

"Good luck with fixing the economy!" Bowser saluted as they left the planet again. "Ok i know that didnt go as expected but theres tons of space we can plunder!" Bowser admitted and pointed to a planet. "Like that one!" The 7 turtles in space zoomed towards it on their space scooters, hungry for booty.

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"Hello, hello my dear mushroom peeps!" Princess Peach Toadstool exclaimed from her veranda.

"Peach time" the mushroom peeps replied.

"AHAHAHAHAHA" Bowser laughed. "Go children!"

And the children went. The koopalings jumped off of the space scooters and down on the princess' veranda, they screamed and jumped on one leg from the pain in their feet the landing brought, except for Larry who was hella parkour and knew youre supposed to roll to minimize damage. Nice

"Give us the booty!" Larry yelled as his siblings tried to ignore their pain.

"uh how old are you" Princess Peach asked. "Either way too young and my booty isnt for sale"

"Well- fuckingshi- Well were taking it anyway!" Morton exclaimed having recovered from the footpain, "The treasure i mean not your ass thats your ass and we have no right to do anything to it without your consent i spoke before i thought im so so sorry" he corrected himself.

"Oh good but No i wont let you have my treasure either!" Peach said.

Larry yelled as he ran flailing towards her. Princess Peach immediately stopped him and picked him up however. "whose idea was it to hire kids instead of real soldiers what the fu-frick"

But Larry was too smart for the princess, "NOW, MY SIBLINGS! SHE ONLY HAS SO MANY ARMS! ATTACK!" he yelled. And his siblings obeyed, they ran towards Peach, screaming, Iggy was confused and scared though, they only did it because everyone else did they hoped they wouldnt have to do anything after that and it would solve itself. Thankfully it did and Morton and Roy picked the princess up and brought her over to Bowser while the rest went to loot some stuff.

"here hold this for a sec" Roy said handing over the princess to Bowser and flying back with his brother to help the loot.

"Oh uh um... Hi i guess" Bowser said nervously.

"what even are you people youre like really mutated turtles or some other reptile what the fu-FRICK" the Princess questioned.

"Wow thats rude, everybody is beautiful, KOOPAS btw too, dont you try to make these children ashamed of their bodies!" Bowser said angrily.

"Sorry i didnt mean it like that" Peach apologized.

"Its fine you dont have to apologize." A long silence occured after that, like half a minute of silence, until it was broken by Bowsers yell, "OH NO I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE OVEN!"

"AND!?" Ludwig yelled over to his boss.

"AND FIRE SAFETY IS IMPORTANT, LUDWIG!" Bowser replied, "HOLD ON KEEP TAKING THEIR STUFF I GOTTA GO HOME AND TURN IT OFF, YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL WITH FIRE!" he continued and flew off.

"What the fuck" one of the mushroom peeps said.