Gilbert Nightray's journal
Day 1
That darn rabbit is so smug just because she beat me at a meaningless game. She tried to kill master oz today, again. I should just kill the stupid chain and master oz could be free. But master oz has strictly forbidden the killing of that worthless abusive chain. She dares address me by what my hair is like! That darn rabbit keeps mocking me about things that are off the topic of getting master oz out of that contract with her. My hair does not look like seaweed! Darn b-rabbit! She is looking at my creepy brother while we are supposed to be working. She is writing something now. What could that chain be doing?
Day 2
The first thing that idiot chain did this morning was greet me like so. 'Morning seaweed head!' that dumb chain! Also I've been having difficulty with a paper that keeps moving away from its position and that worthless chain insists on mocking my troubles. SHE EVEN DARES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ME IN THAT NEW JUORNAL SHE IS WRITING. THAT DUMB, WORTHLESS, IDIOT CHAIN!
Day 3
Did she…? That BLOODY BLACK RABBIT JUST TRIED TO KILL ME… AGAIN! I'm glad I sleep with a knife under my pillow because it saved me. She was spouting some ridiculous nonsense about how I should obey her, as she is the master of my master. Of course I answered honestly. "Over my dead body." Then she went ballistic and tried to crush me with those mammoth bunny feet! That ended quickly as I simply cut off her attacks by touching master oz's head. Furious, she grabbed a knife and tried to stab me! That stupid moron! After removing the weapon from that maniac, she proceeded to bullying master Oz. I'd had it! I took out my gun and shot at her until master Oz ordered me to stop. That darn bloody black rabbit!
Day 4
That darn B-rabbit! She looked at this journal and smirked at my limited word choice for insults and insulted my intelligence! This coming from a moron who ate a rose just because it smelled good and doesn't know the value of meat! Also there is little I can say before I overstep the gentlemen boundaries. WHAT! SHE STOLE THE MEAT? THAT **** RABBIT! LOOK, NOW I AM NO LONGER A GENTLEMAN! Oh, master Oz stole some too, Very well. ALICE! GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT STEAK!
Day 5
That sadistic chain is going around telling everyone to call me seaweed head! That jerk! In the afternoon she did something horrifying! She brought a cat. I ran so fast! I TOTALLY HATE CATS! I'M GOING TO KILL THAT BLOODY RABBIT!
Day 6
I and Oz left that B-rabbit by herself. I had hoped that the chain had killed her before we got there, but oh well. Not all wishes can come true… for now. Xerxes also has enjoyed torturing me today. I do not enjoy being toyed with. So I put that evil cat bringing rabbit and Xerxes in a room, locked it and left them there. She destroyed and demolished the building and promptly made another attempt on my life. I did what any sane person would do and shot at her hoping one of the bullets would connect. Xerxes stood on the sidelines laughing his darn head off. For the first time we worked together to try and kill him! He just skipped around dodging the bullets and her dirty bunny feet. (She probably never washes them). Together they are going to make me bald! Maybe then she will stop calling me seaweed head. STUPID CHAIN! GET AWAY FROM THE MEAT!
Day 7
That stupid rabbit is strangely quiet today. It makes want shiver. That idiot chain always is plotting something extremely life threatening for master Oz. she has been asking about break and Vincent. Strange. That sneaky CHAIN. She is plotting something. I know it. NO MEAT FOR ALICE TONIGHT! I JUST REMEMBERED THAT SHE CALLED ME A HOUSEWIFE THAT JERK! No meat for a week.
Day 8
Ha that dumb chain almost fell! I am bursting with laughter inside. It serves her right for almost killing me…again yesterday. She is clearly overreacting over no meat for a week rule that I instigated. She almost squished me three times and has thrown several knives, plates, vases, and master Oz one time. I tried shooting her but Master Oz still protects that pathetic moron. I am very mad at Break and so is Alice as on a visit he compared us to an old married couple. When we went to the festival she practically charged at the meat cart and the vendor expected me to PAY FOR IT! That rabbit owes me 300 pounds, that meat freak. Not only does she insist on bullying Master Oz but also bleeding me dry of any money! Master Oz is not eating well and it worries me… that is until I learned that Alice has been stealing a large portion of his meal, more specifically, the meat. I was about to shoot her, but decided not to. I was tempted to when Vincent got it in his head that I actually liked her, but he is just my brother and knows nothing of how she aggravates me. I am so ashamed that my own brother does not understand my wish to kill the stupid chain to free Master Oz. break and her are always continuing their verbal abuse.
Day 9
Nothing is happening today. It is relatively peaceful. That rabbit… never mind she has just started to tease me for the day. That idiot is now laughing at my paper dilemma. How immat-WHAT THE HECK! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME SEAWEED HEAD YOU DARN RABBIT!
Day 10
That rabbit called me seaweed head again when she bumped into me. I am just going to ignore that old insult now… maybe. I am slightly more temperamental than I was when I was a kid. She is now talking about how Valentine's Day is a government way of weeding out the weak. She is very opinionated about this touchy subject and it is very amusing watching her rant on about this holiday.
Day 11
She is celebrating the death of a very annoying person. She looks so happy it's creepy. Master Oz's mental health was tested when we went to Cheshire's… I blame that stupid chain getting master involved in all this. We got stuck there temporarily and that stupid rabbit tried to make me her manservant while I was there. I escaped… barley. She is now trying to convince 'the clown'. I shall run before she loses her temper, too late! Darn it! I thought Cheshire was gone! I TOTALLY HATE CATS! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT CHESIRE MEANT THE CHESIRE CAT?
Day 12
The dumb rabbit is taking the day of to annoy 'the clown'.
Day 13
I wish I had straight hair… the dumb rabbit and another girl ganged up on me today. They brutally embarrassed me and once again I wish I could kill the stupid chain. After she is strangely quiet except to falsely report a friend of bothering her. That dumb chain caught me calling her by her real name. Darn. She is now smiling so smugly. I am going to kill that rabbit.
Day 14
The dumb rabbit was waiting for me with a cat. I immediately shut the door and fumed as the dumb rabbit started laughing. THAT STUPID RABBIT! I'M GOING TO FEED HER RABBIT STEW! …I have fed her the stew and she was all smug about finally having broken through the no meat for Alice rule…until I told her what kind of meat she was eating. She spat it back out and started crying about being a cannibal. I was starting to feel sorry about it and was about to apologize until she started trying to kill me again. Oh well, guess the cycle will continue.
Day 15
I finally got around to apologizing to the stupid chain. When I was done she did the strangest thing. She smiled and then started to laugh manically. She then tried to kill me again for making her a cannibal. That nosy rabbit looked in some private papers of mine but I shall forget in light that I still feel guilty. That dumb chain doesn't recognize that I apologized! THAT STUPID CHAIN!
Day 16
Miss Sharon was chasing Master Oz all over the place calling him a beast. I wonder what that worthless chain told her. Oh… so miss Sharon was told that they kissed. OH NO SHE IS GOING TO KILL MASTER OZ! THAT STUPID RABBIT! After explaining to Miss Sharon the situation she stopped chasing him, though he still looks pretty dead… Master...?
Day 17
The dumb rabbit is so quiet today. I am so happy. Darn now she is plotting again. Not much to say today. She has spoken my suspicions. She is going to destroy the house. In return NO MEAT FOR A MONTH! She wants to join a circus and I agree that she fits in there perfectly. Someone offered her a job at a meat factory. I would hate to think what that dumb rabbit would do to their sales. She starts tomorrow.
Day 18
She got fired.
Day 19
The stupid hare wants to join a circus and I want her to go too. So I proposed a deal. Master Oz's contract nulled so she can go. She flat out refused claiming she would never let go of her manservant. Not much now. She is just being depressed because I won't even go to the circus with her. To tell the truth I am afraid there will be lions… and they are cats. I HATE CATS! Stupid Seaweed Head is AFRAID of cats, it's not simple dislike. Hahaha! Oh, Alice was here. That dumb rabbit read this! I am so ashamed! I am going to shoot her for a while. She has begun the plotting again.
Day 20
Nothing much is happening today. The rabbit is silent and not plotting despite the lack of anything to do. She freaked out a poor innocent citizen. Other than that and to ask if snow is edible (dumb rabbit)
Day 21
She isn't here and the world is at peace.
Day 22
That dumb rabbit heard there was snow outside so she threw on some SUMMER clothes and went outside. She came back in with frost 'nip' on her toes and passed out in front of the furnace. Apparently Break had told her that snow was in summer.
Day 23
Break didn't tell me anything about his past and now that he has it makes me sad that he didn't say a thing after 10 years. Then master Oz and Break laughed. I was so mad that I subtly reminded Break that I was 5 cm. taller than him. He reacted by trying to say that it was 4.5 cm. the rabbit involved in most of the secrets that Break revealed didn't seem to care at all.
I can't believe that today I have to rely on a dumb rabbit who can only think of her stomach
Day 24
The dumb rabbit plagiarized from someone and when I asked her to share the answers she made herself look completely innocent and shrugged. 'I'm a dumb rabbit remember.' It was enough to make me sick.