Another Book Bites the Dust, a twilight fanfic

ANOTHER BOOK BITES THE DUST

After listening to Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust", as well as Weird Al's gut-busting parody "Another One Rides the Bus", I felt the powerful urge to compose yet another song.

This could go on forever, and if you need to point the finger at anyone, aim it at Weird Al.

Original Music © Queen

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (blah, blah, blah)

Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

Well, I heard there was a hot new book out
So I thought I'd steal a peek
I don't consider myself a reader
But hey, how bad could it be?

Oh, me, oh, my, what a big surprise
This was, without a shred of doubt,
The very worst book I've ever read
It turned my eyeballs inside-out

Look out!

Another book bites the dust
Another book bites the dust
Trust me on this, honey
It ain't worth your money
Another book bites the dust
Hey, how can you read this junk?
Another book bites the dust

What was Miss Stephenie Meyer thinking?
She's completely flipped her lid
It's amazing what an influence she's had
On our poor, innocent kids

This book is turning today's youth
Into deranged maniacs
Say one bad word about Edward Cullen,
And be prepared to face the fans' wrath

Watch out!

Another book bites the dust
Another book bites the dust
It ain't worth the trouble
Leave town, on the double
Another book bites the dust
There's no need for this hooey
Another book bites the dust

Hey!

Another book bites the dust
Another book bites the dust
Ow!
Another book bites the dust—
Hey, hey!
Another book bites the dust
Hey-ey-ey!

Man, it's total and complete pandemonium
An utterly crazy craze
I've never seen anything like this
Since the Harry Potter days

I'll never look at vampires the same way again
Neither romance, nor fantasy
Must be the sign of the Apocalypse
It's truly a calamity

Yeah…

Another book bites the dust
Another book bites the dust
Go find some other fun
Go watch television
Another book bites the dust
Hey, who's gonna read this junk?
Another book bites the dust