Harry goes over to Voldemort knowing he was going to die (Chapter 34: The Forest Again) under the cloak. He walks to the middle of the circle of Death Eaters and faces Voldemort, then he suddenly takes off the cloak and starts dancing and singing to Voldemort to the tune of Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive.'
"At first I was afraid,
I was petrified (by Petrificus Totalus)
Kept thinking I could
never live without you dead and gone.
But then I spent so many
night, thinking of what you did wrong.
And I grew strong, and I
learned how to do a Patronus!
And so your back! No thanks to
Pettigrew!
You took my blood and I found you here with the evil
look upon you face.
I should have killed you then and there. I
should have eaten that last cake...
At the Hogwart's Great Hall.
Now I'm hungry 'till I starve!
Oh, now go!
Leave me
alone!
Just turn around now, and go to heck you stupid
guy!
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with Avadas?
You'd
think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not
I!
But you won't survive!
Oh, as long as you don't know how to
love I know you won't survive.
I've got all my life to live, I've
got all my love to give.
And I'll survive.
I will
survive!
HEY HEY!" Harrry sang and busted some moves. All
the Death Eater were perplexed at Harry's muggle music, but couldn't
help to dance to the beat a beat. Voldemort looked annoyed, even
though under his robes his foot was tapping and his ears ringed with
a pleasant sound.
"ENOUGH!" Voldemort scream. "You
dare mock me? You dare mock Lord Voldemort, soon to be the ruler of
everything?" Harry stopped dancing and just looked at his with a
dazed expression.
"Yeah, um, that whole refer to yourself in
third person is way out! I mean, what kind of freak are you?"
Harry snorted. "And that nose! Ugh! Some one call the circus,
there's a weirdo on the lose!"
"I don't know what
foolery your playing at, but this ends NOW! AVADA
KEDABRA!"
Voldemort pionted his Elder wand at Harry, but instead of a green
bolt of light coming out, the wand make a fart sound.
"HAHA!
Your wand is powerless against me!" Harry stuck out his tounge
at Voldemort.
"How can this be? This is the unbeatable Elder
Wand!" Voldemort cried more to himself than anyone.
"Na-Na!
Your wand like me more 'cause it's secretly mine!" Harry said.
"Come here Wand Dude!" The Elder wand flew out of
Voldemorts hans and into Harry's.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Voldemort
screamed to the sky. He looked back at Harry and kneeled down to his
knees. "Please Mr. Potter, don't kill me! Please, I beg
you!"
"Oh, I'm not going to kill you. I have a better
idea of torture!" Harry said with a grin on his face.
Next
week, Harry, Ron and Hermione were in the muggle world going to get
some food though a drive-through.
"So muggles actually fry
potatoes?" Ron asked, looking discusted. "That's
dispicable!"
"Oh, Ron! You won't say that once you've
tried it!" Hermione said and Harry laughed. They drove up to the
next window were, to all but Harry's suprise, someone was passing
them a bag full of food.
"Would you like fries with that?"
Voldemort said into the microphone. He was dressed in a red, blue,
and yellow polka dotted suit with a matching cone hat. "Pass to
the next windoow, please," He repeated to the microphone and
turned to Harry's car.
"Hey there, Voldy!" Harry smiled
while Ron and Hermione covered their mouths so no laughing would come
out... yet. Voldemort gasped and took off his hat as to try to reduce
the embarasment. "How's the drive-thru buisness treating ya?"
Harry asked.
"Good," Voldemor managed to squeak. He
passed Harry his last bag and Harry drove off. Hermione and Ron
cracked out laughing histerically.
"You sent him to work at a
buger joint?" Hermione said through tears and laughs.
"That's
my man! Nice one Harry!" Ron praised. And they drove out onto
the street enjoying their food!
"Hey these potatoes are good!"
