Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' It..if I did, then I probably would be part of the cast. :) I only own my OC Layna.
It was a delightful day at the Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy. Well, not really…
"Come on Milton, move it!" Rudy yelled. "We don't have all day!"
Milton had his eyes glued to the two boards in front of him. "I need concentration, Rudy!"
"Well, hurry up it's been five minutes"! Rudy yelled once more.
"Rudy calm down." Jack said.
"Don't tell me to calm down! We have a tournament with the Black Dragons in less than a month and we can't keep on fooling around."
"Relax Rudy, we always defeat the Black Dragons, you have absolutely nothing to worry about." Jack tells him.
"Yeah, Jack's right." Kim says.
"Of curse you'd say that." Eddie mumbles under his breath.
"What was that"? Kim asks suspiciously.
"Oh nothing!" Eddie replies nervously.
Rudy looks around the dojo. "Where's Jerry?."
Jack's POV
Jerry then walks in the dojo with a HOT girl besides him.
"Jerry is here..and he brought a smoking lady." Eddie said drooling hungrily like the girl was a piece of meat or something.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late." Jerry says.
"It's fine. Who's you friend"? Rudy asks.
"Oh, I'm Layna." The HOT brunette haired girl responds.
"Yep. Layna and I meet at the taco shop last weekend and since then we've become good friends." Jerry says. "So this is my friend Jack-
"Jerry, I can introduce myself thank you". I interrupt him. "Hi Layna, I'm Jack. I'm fifteen years old and totally available." I say and wink at her.
Layna starts giggling like those weird girls at my school that wear WAY too much makeup. "Your funny."
Kim looks really annoyed and rolls her eyes. Jerry glares at me like his face expression is saying 'Stay away from my woman'
"Hi, I'm Kim." She greets and shakes Layna's hand.
"I'm Rudy. Milton hurry up and break the boards already!"
"I'm Eddie." He greets and wipes drool by his mouth.
"HIYA"!
Milton FINALLY breaks the two boards in half.
"Milton you did it"! Rudy cheered.
"HOLY CHRISTMAS NUTS!" "I DID IT!"
We all gave Milton high fives. "Good job Milton." I say to him impressed.
Milton started running around the dojo crazily screaming: " I DID IT!"
"And, that's Milton." Jerry says to Layna.
"Wow, it's so cool that you do karate here Jerry."
"Well, believe it or not, I'm actually the best student at this dojo."
"Really"? Layna says amazed.
"Actually- I start to say because obviously I'M the best student at this dojo.
"Shhhh"! Jerry shushes me. I roll my eyes. Rudy gives Jerry a knowing look.
"Wow, that's awesome. Can you show me some karate moves?"
"Um, maybe another time." Jerry replies quickly.
"I have to use the bathroom."
"It's down there." Rudy points and Layna follows.
"Thanks."
As soon as Layna disappears, Kim immediately says to Jerry: "You like her, don't you"?
"Heck yeah I like her!" Jerry says with a big smile on his face. "I saw her first Jack, so don't even think about it."
"Whatever man." I reply.
"GAHH"! Milton says and falls on the floor tiredly. He's been running around the dojo crazily for five minutes.
"Jack, Kim, I need your help." Jerry says.
"With what?" Kim and I both ask at the same time.
"To hook me up with Layna. You two hooked up Milton and Julie together."
"Yeah, true." Kim says. "Of course we'll help you. Right Jack"?
I don't say anything.
"I said right, Jack"! Kim nudges me in the arm.
"Ow! Okay fine, well help you Jerry." I say rubbing my arm.
"Jack and Kim aren't even dating any people and they can match make people together"? Rudy asked.
"Yeah, pretty much." Milton answers and shrugs.
"Wait, I'm thinking about asking Layna out on a date." I say with an evil grin on my face.
"WHAT"? Jerry and Kim both yell.
"DUDE, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, SHE'S MINE"! Jerry yells.
I laugh a little. "Relax I was just joking."
"Oh." Jerry and Kim say relieved.
"Wait a second.. Kim why did you overreact? "I ask with a grin on my face.
"Whaaat? I only overreacted because Jerry is suppose to ask Layna out, not you. Were suppose to be setting them up together, remember"?
"Mmmhmm." we all say.
Milton sniffs the air. "I smell love."
"Love has a smell"? Jerry asks.
"No, it's a metaphor."
"Ohhh..what's a metaphor."?
"Nevermind." Milton replies in frustration.
"Anyway, Kim likes Jack." Eddie says like he's a five year old or something.
"Your wrong, she LOVES Jack." Rudy corrected.
"NO I DON'T"! Kim denies.. Horribly.
"JACK LOVES KIM TOO." Jerry says.
"AGGGH! NO WAY! I decline ..even though it's kind of true but I'll never admit it.. "Kim and I are just friends."
"Yeah." said Kim nervously.
"Mmmhmm." Rudy, Eddie, Jerry, and Milton all say. Man I just hate it when they do that…..
"Why do you guys think we like each other anyways?" Kim asks.
"Well first of all, there's the CONSTANT flirting that you guys do with each other." Rudy responds.
"Yep." Eddie agrees.
"Jack , your so amazing"! Jerry says in a high voice pretending to be Kim. Jerry, Milton, Rudy, and Eddie all burst out laughing.
"I DO NOT sound like that"! Kim shouts angrily and punches Jerry in the ribs. "OWWWW." Jerry moans in pain.
I couldn't help but laugh a little.
"Another reason, is that you guys hug each other a lot and by a lot I mean five million times a day." Rudy says.
"Rudy, quit over exaggerating. We don't hug each other five million times a day. That's just weird." I say.
""And germy.. But it's true!" Milton says.
"We don't even hug all the time.!" Kim mentioned annoyed.
"You also write about Jack in your diary." Jerry says.
"YOU READ MY DIARY"?
"Oh, Jerry your so dead." Eddie said.
"I'm surprise Jerry can actually read." I said.
"HEYY!" Jerry answered offensively.
"JERRY, YOUR DEAD!" Kim says angrily and grabs his arm.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jerry screams like a girl.
I grab a hold of Kim. "Kim calm down!"
Kim keeps on destroying Jerry. "AHHHHHHH!"
Rudy, Eddie, and Milton pull onto Jerry. I keep pulling Kim away until she finally calms down and lets go of Jerry.
"Another reason, is that Jack is the only one that can calm Kim down when she's angry. Rudy pointed out.
"And make her feel better." Eddie said in a squeaky voice.
Kim's POV
"Jack and Kim sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Rudy, Eddie, Milton, and Jerry all sing and then they roll on the floor laughing.
Uggh! Their so immature. Then the guys finally stopped laughing.
"Are you guys done now?" Jack asks annoyed.
"Wait hold on." Rudy laughs once more." Ahem, okay now I'm done."
"Anyway, what's taking Layna so long in the bathroom"? I ask suspiciously and also trying to change the subject.
"Maybe she's taking a dump." Eddie says and shrugs.
"Maybe she got kidnapped by aliens"! Jerry said.
I give Jerry a weird look. You just have to get used to his idiotic nature.
Then Layna popped out of nowhere. "Hi guys, I'm back."
"What took you so long"? Jack asked.
"Nothing"! Layna replies quickly.
Hmmmm…
"So Jerry do you want to come over to my house"? Layna offers.
"Sure. Is it okay if Jack and Kim come along"? Jerry asked and winked at the both of us.
"Yea okay, sure." Layna replies.
"Alright, let's go." Jack says.
"Wait, we still have karate practice"! Rudy reminded.
Jack, Jerry, Layna, and I leave quickly and we pretended we didn't hear Rudy.
Milton's POV
As soon as Jack, Kim, and Jerry left there was an awkward silence.
"So.." I say awkwardly.
"So.." Rudy says.
"Are we going to do karate"? Eddie asks.
"Nah, let's take a break." Rudy answered.
Then I thought of a great idea.
"Hey since Jack and Kim are setting Layna and Jerry up….. Then we should set up Jack and Kim"!
"Milton that's genius!" Eddie says amused.
"Yeah. We all know that Jack and Kim belong together, but how are we going to set them up"? Rudy asks.
"Leave it to me to come up with good ideas." I say intelligently.
Eddie and Rudy cringe.
"Um, Milton you may be a genius at other stuff, but NOT at love." said Rudy.
"What? I'm the only one out of the three of us that has a girlfriend."
"Yeah, that's because Jack and Kim set you and Julie up." Eddie points out.
"Oh yeah."
"Whatever. We'll all think of ideas." Rudy said.
"We should keep this a secret and tell NO ONE." I say.
Rudy and I both look at Eddie.
I swear, I won't tell anyone"! He says.
"Mmhmm." Rudy and I mumble.
"Hey we should give this plan a name." Rudy suggests.
"How about, Operation: Get Jack and Kim together." Eddie says.
"Nah, too long." I say. "How about Kick?"
"Kick?" Rudy and Eddie say dumbfounded.
"Yeah, Kick. It's Kim and Jack's names combined.
"Okay! Operation: Kick, Rudy likey."
"Yeah. Let Operation: Kick, begin"! Eddie said proudly.
"Ha, Ha, I think I already have an idea and it just might work." I say with an evil grin on my face.