fucking hostile takeover okay
by THE SUPREME FUCKING WRITER OF ALL FUCKING WRITERS
chapter one
once upon a fuck
once upon a fuck there was a fucking little bitch ass cat and there was a fucking prophecy predicting that she would become the fucking SUPREME LORD OF ALL FUCKING FELINES.
unfortunately there was another bitch ass cat and he did not approve of this fucking prophecy, so he took it upon his own damn self to make sure she never became the fucking SUPREME LORD OF ALL FUCKING FELINES.
the first bitch ass cat was named FUCKING LITTLE BITCH ASS CAT but she went by FUCK for short.
the second bitch ass cat was named DAMN BITCH ASS ANTAGONIST but went by DAMN for short.
also, going to back the fuck up here for a fucking moment—there was also another fucking bitch ass cat, but this fucking bitch ass cat was somewhat less of a fucking bitch ass cat than the other two fucking bitch ass cats. this bitch ass cat was a fucking tom named LIL BITCH ASS CAT but went by BITCH for short.
now we've reached the end of the fucking introduction. move the fuck on, bitch.
so once upon a fuck there was a fucking prophecy. the fucking medicine cat, FUCKING MEDICINE CAT or MEDI for short, went to the fucking moonstone and had a fucking dream with those little bitch ass felines the clans call "STARCLAN."
well STARfuckingCLAN had a fucking message for MEDI. they sat that bitch ass ho down and gave the little shit a thorough fucking talking to, and basically had to fucking spell out that one of the fucking kits that were soon to be born to that one fucking ho in the nursery was going to try to take over all the damn clans in the forest, and that the little bitch needed to do something about it.
now let me give you little shits some fucking information. there are four fucking clans in the fucking forest okay. there's THUNDURRfuckingCLAN, SHARTOWfuckingCLAN, BREAKSWINDfuckingCLAN, and LYMPHOGRANULOMAfuckingCLAN. you hear me, you little shits? do i need to fucking repeat myfuckingself? no? good. now pay the fuck attention to the fucking story or i'm going to have to whoop your ass, you hear?
so STARfuckingCLAN told the little bitch ass medicine cat that there was a kit to be born to LYMPHOGRANULOMAfuckingCLAN who was destined to become the fucking SUPREME LORD OF ALL FUCKING FELINES. and STARfuckingCLAN was not fucking okay with this because they were supposed to be the fucking SUPREME LORDS OF ALL FUCKING FELINES if you feel me.
and one of those little starry-ass hos started going apeshit, and MEDI backed the fuck up and told that bitch to "hold the fuck up, 'cause i got better fucking shit to do then go around policing little ho babies and making sure they don't whoop yo asses out the sky, ya feel? i have sick fucking cats to take care of and shit so you better take fucking care of ya own damn self. get a fucking life ya sick hos." and MEDI slammed that ho to the ground and swaggered back out of the fucking mothermouth like she was fucking beyonce (which she was, but that's another fucking story for another fucking day).