Hi everybody! Welcome to the first Rayman/DBZ crossover! I hope you enjoy! This is based off the Wii game, Rayman Raving Rabbids. The timeline of the DBZ characters is awhile after Future Trunks first arrival and three days after Yamcha and Bulma break up. Rayman is going to be in this, but he might be a bit OOC because I don't know much about his personality. Here is Chapter 1: Welcome to What –The -Heck land!

On the planet Earth, there were many heroes. Some had many breaks and could enjoy themselves (like Hercule- if you could even call him a hero). While others, like the Z fighters, are magnetized to trouble. Even on vacation days…

Bulma, Chi-Chi and Goku were walking outside in the park with smiles on their faces. The others, well, they didn't look so happy.

"Isn't the weather great?" Chi-Chi exclaimed happily.

"Yes! I can't wait to eat!" Goku licked his lips.

"Uh guys, don't you think we should be doing some more training? There are some nasty androids coming in two and a half years… and we are supposed to die in the battle." Kurirn pointed out.

"Guys, we can train any day. Besides, this is for Bulma…" Goku whispered to Kurirn.

"Yeah, but why is he coming along." He gestured to Vegeta

"I think she dragged him outside." Goku shrugged.

"I hate this…I should be training…I hate this…" Vegeta was muttering under his breath.

"Hey Vegeta! Stop whining! Unless you're part vampire, the sun's good for you."

"I am a pure Saiyan! I am not part vampire…what ever that is." Vegeta yelled at Bulma

"Geez, I thought Saiyans were tough. None of us are making that big of a fuss."

He was about to say something back when a creature stepped in front of them.

"What is that?" Kurirn blurted

"Uh guys, do you think the androids are early, because this thing has no chi." Goku asked them, feeling slightly nervous.

The creature looked down them. It had a huge black body with a metal ring around its metal head. The red eyes of the creature examined each one of the creatures with caution. Then it scooped up the five of them with it and walked off.

"Let go of us you stupid thing!" Chi-Chi yelled at the creature.

Goku and Vegeta turned Super Saiyan and tried to blow it up. That didn't quite have the result they wanted.

The creature looked at them and picked up two white creatures with guns. It started murmuring to the animals and they aimed their guns and fired at all of them. The last thing each of them thought was: is that a plunger?

Rayman looked at the door, feeling quite bored. He wanted to leave and go back home. At least some company would be nice. Well, he got his wish. The big brute walked in with five weird looking things. One was tall, wearing an orange suit and had black hair that stuck out everywhere on his head, while another was wearing a similar outfit, but was bald and extremely short. There was one with black hair in a bun who was tall, and quite skinny. Then there was another with green hair that looked like it had been styled into an afro and finally, another one with black hair that was standing up like it had been electrocuted. But one thing was the same with all of them. Each one had the familiar, but unfriendly plunger attached to their faces.

The giant rabbid tossed the five into his room and left.

Rayman decided to be nice and took off the plungers off their faces. Then, all of them woke up.

"What happened?" the tall one with black hair spoke up.

"You got plungered by the rabbids. I did too, a month ago. My name's Rayman. What's yours?"

"Goku."

"Who are the others?" Rayman gestured to the four, who were still unconscious.

"Oh. This is Kurirn, Chi-Chi-my wife-, Bulma, and Vegeta. Where are we? And what was that thing."

"That was a rabbid guard. They are really annoying. You and your friends are in What-The-Heck Land."

"What-The-Heck Land? Who would name a place that?"

"This is the Rabbids territory. Get used to it, they are really stupid. They are also really mean, and very gross."

"Oh. Why did they take us?"
"It's because they want to test you. They make you do these stupid tests to prove your worthy."

"Like what?"

"Let's see…they make you dance, which isn't so bad, they make you throw cows like hammer toss, they make you shut bathroom stall doors, and other crazy stuff. It's maddening!"

"Where are we?" Chi-Chi mumbled.

Then the other three got up, and Goku explained to them what Rayman had said.

The most of the others look surprised, and they looked at each other with confusion. However, Vegeta just looked mad.

"What chance do they think they have against the Prince of the Saiyans?"

Rayman looked at Goku and whispered "Who's the Prince?"

"He is." He pointed to Vegeta.

"Oh. I thought he was talking about someone else. I thought that everybody said 'I' when they mean themselves."

"We do, but not all of us are Saiyan. I am, but I go by Earth culture."

"By the way, did they explain the costumes?"

Kurirn looked at Rayman strangely. "What costumes?"

"Well, they supply us with really weird costumes. Because I have completed so many of their challenges, I can wear this," he gestured to his outfit "but the newcomers, you guys, have to wear one of these."

He pulled out five different costumes.

"These are the costumes: Disco, Granny, Gangsta, Dee-Jay, and the really weird one, the Elvis costume."

They each looked at the costumes with disgust.

Chi-Chi looked at the Granny costume, shrugged and put it on. Bulma smiled at the Disco costume and stuck it on. Now the boys had to decide which ones they 'wanted'.

"Where's the shirt on this one?" Kurirn asked Rayman, gesturing to the Gangsta costume.

"There isn't one."

"I don't want it. Do you want it Goku?"

Goku took it and smiled. "Sure, if you guys don't want it."

Kurirn and Vegeta said simultaneously "It's all yours."

Then they both looked at the two costumes for a couple of minutes, and then tackled the Dee-Jay costume.

"I want this one!" Kurirn yelled

"I am not wearing the Elvis costume!"

Unfortunately for Vegeta, Kurirn took his opportunity to snatch it out, leaving Vegeta with the dreaded Elvis costume."

Kurirn quickly slipped it on, claiming it for his own.

Vegeta was mumbling words that you may not want to know the translation for, and he grabbed the Elvis costume with distaste. He slipped it on, feeling mortified.

They all looked at themselves and looked miserably at Rayman.

"What? You don't look that bad, guys! Not bad at all!"

"I guess this isn't bad." Bulma looked at the wig on her head.

"Speak for yourself; I have to wear this stupid rag!" Vegeta snapped back.

"Oh look, here comes the big brute." Rayman interuppted

The strange rabbid picked up all six of them and walked into the stadium.

Once they got there, the rabbids greeted them by screaming their language at them.

Rayman looked at them. "I'm going to do the first challenge, that way you can see how it's done. And just because this is the first does not mean it's the easiest."

He walked out of the door half an hour later, looking quite exhausted.

"I didn't think that would be that tiring. I guess shearing sheep with safety scissors is harder than it looks. Okay Goku, your turn.

What will Goku have to do? Did you like the story? Was there anything I could improve on? Thanks for reading!