AN: I originally wrote this little ditty for "Dragonball Zeros: The Movie" (which you'll hopefully see by this August, also Dragonball Zeros 2: Refrigatom's Revenge), but I couldn't wait to get this out, so I'm putting it up as sort of a preview. This was inspired by how Fat Buu REALLY makes me think of Baby Sinclair from the show Dinosaurs (which I don't own). I miss that show... Anyway, Buu looks and sounds very similar to him, and sort of acts like him except for the whole evil world destroying monster thing.

I wrote this parody to a song that Baby Sinclair once sang called "I'm the Baby" and it went "I'm the baby, gotta love me..." which was one of his catch phrases and... yeah I'm ranting. I don't own DBZ either. I don't write much DBZ anymore, but I've still got IFC and an interesting idea I miraculously had last week. But enough with the explaining/ ranting! On with the song!

(Fat Buu) I'm the Majin, gotta fear me

Big pink blobs, I'm very scary

'Specially when I turn people into candy

YUM!

I'm the Majin, gotta fear me

If you whack me, then I kill you!

Blowing up planets, I like it!

Again!

Babidi says to blow up cities

The people are really vexed

I love to have fun, so

Gee, you never know what I'm gonna do next!

Wanna see me make a racket?

Watch me turn this city to chocolate!

Everyone else freaks out when they see!

WHEEEE!

I'm the Majin and you gotta fear me!

Everybody!

(All villians from DBZ, Dabura being very unenthusiastic) I'm the Majin, gotta fear me

Big pink blobs, I'm very scary

Don't you think that just one form is not enough of me? (Dabura has dropped out by this point)

Try three!

(Fat Buu) I've turned Dabura into bread,

Blown up Babidi's head

Flown into buildings when he's told me not to

I take every chance to do a victory dance

Cause I'm the Majin, and you got to!

I'm the Majin, gotta fear me

Don't you wish I'd disappear-y?

Dabura, Babidi, Supreme Kai, Vegeta

I'm the worst villian, you've ever seen, huh?

I'm the Majin and you gotta fear

I'm the Majin and you gotta fear

I'm the Majin and you gotta fear me!

Gotta fear me!