A/N: Welcome to MEOW, I'mma Jellicle Kitteh! First of all, this piece of writing required no skill whatsoever, therefore it is a crackfic. It is supposed to be really stupid and pointless, so if you're not into reading intended bad grammar, than I suppose you click the back button on your internet browser. It is solely meant for a good laugh. Please enjoy this incredible, terribly-written piece, that I have oh-so-cleverly named: MEOW, I'mma Jellicle Kitteh!
Etcetera scurried into her kitchen in the early mornin'.
"Good morning, Jellymama!" she called out to her mother, Jellylorum, as she sat down at the family table for breakfast.
"Morning, dear. What will you have for breakfast?" the mother cat asked.
Etcetera giggled uncontrollably, for no apparent reason and said, "NOM, NOM. I WANT SOUP!"
Jellylorum, who was terribly confused said, "Oh, no. Did you brush your teeth with daddy's liquid palsy-treatment medicine again?"
A giddy Etcetera just laughed and didn't answer. Jellylorum directed, "Go wake your sister up."
Etcetera galloped into her the bedroom that she and her twin sister, Electra, shared. She pounced on top of her sister and shouted, "Rise and shine, Lectra dearest!"
Electra muttered out, "Mumblegrumble…"
Another burst of laughter escaped Etcetera's mouth as she grabbed her lunch sack and ran out the door, heading for Jennyanydots's den. She passed Bustopher Jones's highly popular café, 'The Silver Spork' on her way to school.
She entered the eatery, walked right up to the waitress, Cassandra, and screamed, "GIMME SOUP!"
Before Cassandra could answer, Etcetera was dashing out of the building. Before she could reach the exit, she tripped over a rug.
And 'oomph' sound was heard, followed by a shower of laughter. The overdose of palsy medicine wasn't wearing off any time soon.
Etcetera got up and exited the building. She ran through the junkyard, making everyone's morning miserable.
When she finally reached Jenny's den, she walked in without even knocking. To her surprise, she found her teacher and Skimbleshanks entangled in a very intense "bathing" session.
*Etcetera: O.O*
Jennyanydots exclaimed, "OH, EVERLASTING CAT! Etcetera, what do you need?" An extremely embarrassed and nude Skimbleshanks just sat there awkwardly, trying his hardest to put his vest back on.
Etcetera simply said, "I'm here for school!"
An angry expression overcame Jenny's face as she said, "Etcetera… It's Saturday."
A/N: Okay, I'm not very good at humor but I hope that I, at least, made you giggle! If you liked this, expect to be seeing a lot more chapters that are similar! I'll be focusing on different characters and such. If you have any suggestions or requests for a chapter, please let me know! I'd also appreciate reviews, they mean a lot to me, and if I don't get many, I most likely won't continue this story for long. Thanks for reading! *Hands reader a virtual cookie*