A/N: A one-shot. Hope it's funny.
Disclaimer: Dude! If I owned Harry potter, Dobby, Sirius and Remus and Tonks would have never died! THEY WOULD LIVEE!
(Third Person POV)
It was the Marauder's third year. It was two days until Summer break.
"Agh..." Sirius groaned, trying to crush everything into his trunk. Remus and Peter had finished hours ago. But leave it to Sirius to not do things by the time they had to have them done.
"Pads. This is depressing. Maybe we should go to Hogsmeade." James suggested. "Yeah. I can take a break." Sirius answered, standing up.
His trunk sprung open. Remus stood up. "Yeah. I definetly need more chocolate." Remus told them, before Peter stood up, and nodded.
James toke out the cloak. "Pete, Can you turn into Wormtail? So We can carry you easier." Remus suggested and Peter obliged. Sirius picked wormtail up and dropped him into pocket of James' pants.
Flipping the coat over the three boys, They all got situated and began to trek to there destination.A few minutes later, They were all in Hogsmeade.
First, they went to Honeydukes. Where Remus spent the rest of his school year money on chocolate. After that, The Marauders went to Zonko's Joke shop. "You can never have too much of this stuff." James said as they all had to get several bags of it. Finally, Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs headed to the three Broomsticks so they can have a quick drink before they go back to school.
After the three broomsticks is where the funny stuff happened.
"Merlin Moony!" James laughed, as Remus stuffed a chocolate bar into his mouth. "It's Remus and His chocolate, I suppose." Peter said.
As they passed Madame Malkin's, A young girl tugged on an older girl's robes. "Jen! Look! It's a lady human alligator! See! He's small and fat! He looks like a lady alligator that Daddy told us about." She yelled, smiling, And pointing at Peter.
"What's an alligator?"Sirius asked, confused. James was sporting the same look. Moony then whispered to Padfoot and Prongs, "Big black scaly things that usually live in America. They have massive jaws and very very very loud mating calls. Lady Alligators are usually small and very..very fat."
With that, Sirius doubled over laughing. James began to laugh, with tears running down his cheek. Remus dropped his chocolate, and began to laugh. "Ginger, That's a little boy. Not a lady Alligator." The older one tried to scold, but laughed.
Peter stood there. Not amused. At all.
The older one took the younger one's hand, and began to walk away.
"But..He was small and fat." The 7 year old said.
Sending James, Remus, and Sirius laughing.
Peter stood there. Fuming. He was not small and fat.
"I don't think Peter was amused." Remus as they all
xD Probably not funny. But I saw a lady alligator today, and I thought of Peter. So I had too.
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