The camera turned on and showed the smiling face of a young blond haired man. "Hello everyone, my name is Naruto Uzumaki. To everyone tuning in I just want to welcome you to the first episode of my new internet show, Discipline Dairies. This show is meant to help all those who view it explore the culture, learn about, and eventually master, the art of the most ancient form of corporal punishment."

He held up a thin piece of wood in his hand and spun it in his fingers. "Yes, since times of old parents have never spared the rod to keep their children in line. Not long ago spanking was a normal and expected part of discipline used in just about every household. While it's not used as often today, many parents still prefer it." He explained.

"Aside from punishments, spanking is also use in the bedroom to spice of couples love lives. It's a very popular fetish that's grown over the last couple of years." He set the rod down on the table in front of him. "Now, whether you're using spankings for discipline, or for pleasure, it's important to know the proper technique. Also knowing its history helps, and is interesting."

"So we're going to go through the culture of spanking, as well as showing the proper way to do it." He said before walking off. The camera followed after him. "Before we start, I'll explain a bit about how this is going to work. Every episode we'll start with a little bit of history. Whether it's about an implement, laws regarding spanking, or just the history of it in general."

"Then it'll be followed up with an actual spanking. We'll teach how to use different implements and positions so that you can make your spankee more comfortable, or uncomfortable." He said nodding towards a wall. It shows multiple spanking implements and poster showing different types of positions.

"Now, if you think we're going to be on here spanking kids, then no. This isn't that type of show, so pedophiles roll out now." He said pointing towards the door. "We have a variety of lovely young female volunteers who are mostly willing to be used as demonstrations. Each episode we'll have a special girl of the day who we'll be punishing, so look forward to that."

"Well, now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's begin." Naruto said smiling. "We'll start with a basic history of spanking. One of the earliest known practices of spanking was all the way back in ancient Greece. It was surprisingly used more on adults then children, adult women to be specific. Barren women were spanked by priests to encourage fertility."

"Later on it was introduced to the catholic child. Women and teenaged girls were spanked to be cleansed of their supposed sins. This spread into households, and men often spanked their wives and daughters regularly. Boys did get spanked as well, mostly by parents. But women were usually the one on the receiving end."

"And they practically never were giving spankings. Men were supposed to be the heads of the household, so they were the one dishing it out. Heck, up until the fifties men were even allowed to spank their wives so long as they used a birch no bigger than their thumb." He said with a chuckle.

Naruto reached underneath the table. "Well, we've gone over the basics. We'll explore more into its history later, but for now let's get to today's implement." He suddenly pulled out a wheel with a spinning arrow on it that was labeled with numerous spanking implements. He hung it on the wall. "This is our 'Wheel of Implements'. Nice name huh?"

"Every episode our lovely volunteer will spin this wheel to determine what we'll be using to spank her. Now without further ago, let's introduce out first volunteer." The camera panned over to a red curtain. The curtain pulled back and revealed a pink haired girl. She had a scowl on her face, her arms crossed, and was clearly unhappy to be here.

"To start off we have our lovely volunteer Sakura! She's not only a willing spankee, but the technical advisor/assistant for the show!" Naruto said clapping. "Give it up for her folks!"

Sakura scowled. "Shut up! I can't believe I got roped into doing this crap."

Naruto frowned back at her. "Hey, hey, you were the one who volunteered for this. Don't go ruining the show for everyone by complaining."

"I didn't volunteer for this crap. I'm only here because my stupid teacher said I could make up some extra credit for participating in this… 'Project'." She said rolling her eyes.

Naruto turned back towards the cameras. "As you can see, most of our volunteers are wayward girls who we have humbly accepted to help set on the right path. Hopefully through our encouragement these girls can better themselves for-"

"You just want to spank girls you pervert." Sakura cut off.

He glared at her. "Just shut up and spin the wheel!" Sakura reluctantly made her way up to the wheel and gave it a spin. They watched as it world around for nearly a full minute. "Nice spin." Naruto commented.

She just grunted in response. It slowly began to slow down, and when it stopped, she felt a chill up her spine. It had landed on 'Leather Belt'. "Oh shit."

"Ho! Very nice! I thought it would be a while before someone landed on that. But thank to you we get it the very first episode! Nice job Sakura!" He said giving her a thumbs up.

"Bite me…"

Naruto reached under the table and then pulled out the leather belt. "One of the most fierce and feared implements in spanking. There were many children who feared this vicious piece of leather, and for good reason. Back in the old days the switch was usually the go to punishment implement. But whereas a switch wasn't always available, a belt was."

"There are three ways to apply the belt. The first is called the 'Single'. This method is holding the buckle, or wrapping the end around your hand, and using is almost as if it's a whip. This method reduces the weight of the impact, but the sting of the tip of the belt is fierce. It's usually used when the spankee is laying down or bend of a bed or piece of furniture."

Sakura shuddered when she heard the info being rattled off. "The second method is probably the most painful, and is usually quite frowned upon. The 'Buckle' method is when the spanker hold the belt by the buckle-less end, and uses the metal buckle to hit the bottom. This is never to be used on children. It's abuse." He warned. "If you're going to use it in the bedroom, be warned that it is by far the most painful and severe of the three method."

"The final method, and the one we're going to use for today, is the 'Double' method." Naruto lifted the belt and folded it. "This is probably the most recognized and used method for discipline. With this method the belt works more like a strap. It's most useful for OTK."

"Shit…" Sakura muttered. She could practically feel the stinging in her rear already.

Naruto walked over and sat down in a nearby chair. "For those unfamiliar with the spanking world, OTK stands for over the knee. We'll go over the specifics of that position later, but for now let's just get started. Sakura, please come here." He called.

Sakura took a deep breath before walking over towards him. This was for her grade… and to keep Naruto from uploading that very incriminating video of her. But mostly for her grade. She stood beside him and prepared to bend over. He held his hand out. "Ah, pants down first."

"You've got to be kidding me." She said angrily.

"Hey, most spankings are on the bare bottom, so you're lucky I'm not making you lose the panties too… unless you want to of course."

Sakura resisted the urge to punch him. She sighed and unbuckled her belt before letting her jeans fall down to her ankles. She stepped out of them trying to fight back the blush on her face. This wasn't nearly as bad as what was on the video, but it was still humiliating. People were actually going to see this on the internet. "Pink? Really?" Naruto asked gesturing towards the girls' underwear.

"Shut up! They're cute!" She snapped.

Naruto patted his knee, and Sakura slowly bent over his lap. "Now there are plenty of different ways to do OTK. You can literally go put her over your knee. You could just lay them across your lap. But I prefer this method." He lifted one of his legs pinning her own under it. "This helps keep them from kicking and bucking too much."

"Now typically when couples do this you want to make sure that the spankee is in a comfortable position. But since this is a punishment, I don't give a crap about how comfortable she is." He said bluntly.

"Jackass." She said pouting. He pinched her but causing her to cringe.

"You just keep talking. The easiest way to hold down a frisky spankee is by placing your hand on her back. You could also hold her arm behind her back to keep her from covering her butt. But I don't think that's going to be a problem. And now let's get to the spanking. First, we make the spankee acknowledge what she did wrong. Why are you here now Sakura?"

She blew a strand of hair from her face. "Because I have horrible taste in friends, and I'm bad at picking college classes." The sound of leather whooshing through the air was heard, followed by a loud THWACK! Sakura jumped from the sudden sting in her bottom. "OW! You dick!" She shouted.

Naruto smirked at her. "You know if you keep being a smart ass like that we're going to be here all day. Not that I mind that one bit." He looked towards the camera. "Don't let her lip off to you. If you don't take this serious, she won't either. Unless you just like bantering back and forth. I personally prefer my women quiet."

Sakura scoffed. "You sexist son of-" THWACK! "OW! Damn it!"

THWACK! Sakura grunted, but bit her lip to keep from cursing. "You watch that mouth young lady." He said sternly, though a hint of amusement could be heard in his voice. "Now, let's try this again. Why are you here? And follow the script this time."

Sakura balled her fist up angrily. "I'm here because I was… this is so stupid." THWACK! "YEOW! Okay, okay! I'm here because I was a naughty girl and I deserved to be punished."

"That's a good girl." He said patting her on the head. "The first step is admitting it. Now we're going to punish her until she's no longer naughty and sorry for what she's done."

"I'm sorry, like really sorry." Sakura said quickly.

Naruto lifted the belt. "Not yet you're not." Sakura groaned nervously waiting for the belt to come down. Waiting in between licks was almost as bad as the actual spanking.

THWHACK! "OH!"

THWACK! "OW! OW! OW!"

THWACK! "CRAP!"

THWACK! "OW!"

THWACK! "YEOW!"

Naruto stopped for a moment. "As you can see, I'm bringing the belt directly down on her bottom. This is the best way for the Double method to get maximum effect." Sakura fought back to urge to rub her bottom, not that she felt she could put over his lap like this.

THWACK! "OUCH!"

THWACK! "GAH!"

THWACK! "UH! It hurts!"

Naruto chuckled. "It's supposed to hurt Sakura." He continued to thrash her bottom and earned a number of yelp from her. THWACK! "Now, there are a number of ways to increase the humiliating experience." THWACK! "One way is by making them count their spankings." THWACK! "Grilling them about what they did wrong." THWACK! "Or making them call you sir."

Sakura gritted her teeth and started squirming in his lap. "If you have a set number of spankings in mind beforehand, you can add extra licks for each time they squirm or try to rub their butt." He said giving her another hard THWACK. "But I usually don't go with a set number." THWACK! "I simply spank until I feel they've had enough." THWACK! "It's important to know how much your partner is capable of handling." THWACK!

"God dammit!" Sakura shouted feebly kicking her legs.

THWACK! "I said watch your mouth. This is a family show… well, no it's not, but still." Naruto scolded. "Now, while spanking you should change up the pace. Throw in a few quick licks every now and then."

TWACK! THWACK! THWACK! "AHAHA!"

"You don't want to keep this fast pace up, because it'll just shorten the experience, and your partner might not be able to take it." He said giving her another lick. THWACK! "So switch between fast and slow."

THACK! THWACK! THWACK! "OUCH! OW! OW!" Sakura wailed and tried to climb out of Naruto's lap, but he held her down. "Naruto! I've had enough! I'm sorry already! Let me up!"

"Shush you." He said before turning back to the camera. "Now at the end of the spanking, you really want to turn up the intensity. You want to make sure the lesson sinks in. So Sakura, are you doing to do better from now on?" THWACK!

Sakura jumped. "OW! Yes! I'll be better!"

"You'll stop being a naughty girl?" THWACK!

"YEOW! Yes I promise to be good!"

"And you'll make sure to keep your grades up so this won't happen again?" THWACK!

She gritted her teeth. She knew damn well he was planning on doing this to her again. THWACK! "OW! YES! YES! I'll keep my grades up! Just stop!"

Naruto chuckled. "I'm glad to hear you'll try to improve in the future Sakura. And people say that spanking isn't effective nowadays. Now let's finish this up." He said lifting up the belt once more. "Last few should always be the hardest."

"But you said-!" THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! "OW! AH! It stings, it stings, it stings!" She shouted desperately trying to get off of his lap. Naruto held her down and kept applying the belt in rapid succession. "OW! I'm sorry! OW!"

Naruto ignored her pleas and kept raining down the belt on her bottom. For about a solid minute he just kept swinging away. Sakura bucked around in his lap trying to free herself, but it was clear she was going nowhere. Naruto gave one last swing that landed with satisfying SMACK! "OOOOWWWWW!" Sakura yelled painfully.

Naruto smiled and set the belt down. "Okay, now we're done." He said patting a now whimpering Sakura on the butt. "Remember folks, after a spanking your partner may need comforting. Whether it's a nice rub down or a warm hug." He said as he rubbed her butt. "That wasn't so bad was it Sakura?" He asked.

"You're an asshole." She said scowling.

He patted her on the head. "Oh, that witty charm never wears off. Anyway stand up." He helped her up to her feet and she reached down to grab her jeans, but he stopped her. "Not yet. We're going to show the results. Corner time." He said point towards the wall.

"Are you kidding me? Wasn't this already embarrassing enough?" She asked.

"Nope. Now c'mon." He said walking towards the wall. She muttered a few obscenities under her breath and followed. When they got to the wall Naruto began to speak. "Time out position include the classic hands behind head, Indian style sitting, or my personal favorite nose to the wall." He pulled out a quarter and pressed it again the wall.

He pulled Sakura towards him. "Nose on the quarter, hands to your side. If it falls or I catch you trying to rub, you're going back to the chair, got it?" He warned.

She rolled her eyes. "Whatever."

After pressing her nose against the quarter and placing her hands at her sides, the camera zoomed in at her now cherry red bottom. Naruto bent down and pointed at it. "This is the appropriate shade of red for a punishment spanking. Or a kinky spanking if your partner can take it."

He poked her butt. "Take notice of the belt marks. Most of them are centered on the buttocks, but you can spank the back of the thigh. We call that the 'Sit Spot'. It makes it more uncomfortable for the spankee."

"Well, we've now seen what the belt can do, and gone over one of the more basic OTK positions. For those attracted to our lovely assistant don't worry, I'm sure this won't be the last we see from Sakura." He said causing the girl to grow wide eyed. Naruto heard the quarter hit the ground. "I heard that!" He said.

"Damn it!" Sakura cursed.

"This officially ends the first episode of Discipline Dairies. Tune in next week where we'll explore a new implement, have a brand new girl, and go more into the history of spanking." He said as he began taking his belt off. "Now if you excuse me, I have a girl to spank. This is Naruto signing out!"

A/N: Okay, this obviously isn't my first spank fic, but it's obviously not like the others either. I got the idea from a spanking image I saw explaining the art of spanking. It was more of a joke thing, but the idea a show based on spanking reluctant girls clicked with me. Now, while spanking is a personal Fetish of mine, I'm by no means some spanking guru. The info I used was just dug up from wikipedia and google.

Tell me what you guys think. What girl or implement should be next? Got any questions about spanking? I'll do a basic brush up on it. Remember to read and review!