Dear Jagger,
I'll be coming to Dullsville. I am extremely pissed with you! You send me a letter that you won't be coming home so I'm coming to you. If I find out exactly what you've been doing this entire time especially if you were with another girl and cheating on me. I'm coming for your blood! Also be nice to Alexander and take care for Luna. I'll be there probably in a week so be prepared!"
Love, your girlfriend.
Angelina
P.S. Try to keep out of trouble.
Jagger kept reading it over and over. "Oh no. This is very bad."
Luna came over to Jagger. "Are you okay? You've been reading that for about an hour."
"Angelina is coming here." Jagger said with a shaky voice.
"So? You love her. What's the big deal?" Luna said.
"I do, but you know how she is. She's neat, proper, and extremely jealous. Think of what's going to happen if she finds out I opened the Coffin Club and girls may or may not have been flirting with me." Jagger looked at the letter again. "It's going to be a disaster."
"Well it's your problem. Just tell her the truth. She'll understand." Luna advised.
"Yeah, after she beats me into a bloody pulp, breaks up with me, and ignores me for the rest of our lives, kind of understand." Jagger cringed at the thought.
"Well did you cheat on her?"
"No."
"Did you hang around any girls for a long period of time that will be familiar with you?"
"That is extremely specific. Hold a sec." Jagger thought for a moment and his eyes widened. "Yes" he replied in a sort of dying voice.
"What?" Luna looked at him suspiciously. "Who?"
"Raven."
How is it? Besides the fact it should be longer.