A/N: Yes, this will be weird. I just think Neji would be pissed if Lee some how joined his family. And Lee would enjoy annoying the heck out of Neji. And getting a girl at the same time. I don't own the Naruto or the characters, if I did, Rock Lee and his eye brows would be mine!

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Neji and Tenten were training together. As the dating couple often does. Lee trained with a wooden training dummy. Lee took out a watch.

"Uh, oh. I am going to be late for my date!" Lee said surprised by the time.

"I swear. That girl you're dating must be blind." Neji said, stopping practice.

"And we've never even met her! We're your teammates and we don't even know who she is!" Tenten said.

"Oh, you know who she is. And tonight, I will ask her to marry me!" Lee said with the youthful fire burning in his eyes. He ran off and left Neji and Tenten be.

"You think she's blind Tenten?" Neji asked.

"No! She probably only sees the good qualities."

"Whatever."

"Isn't Hinata dating someone you don't know?"

"Yeah, but she says he's a hyperactive guy. So I think it's Naruto." Tenten shrugged and her and Neji left for their home. They started living together a few weeks ago. Tenten couldn't get over the fact though, that Lee hasn't been dating his girl as long as Neji and her have been dating. Yet Neji hasn't proposed to her yet.

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Neji, Tenten, and Gai waited for Lee to come for their mission today. Which was strange because Lee is never late. Suddenly, they heard a singing from down the road, only to be the green spandex beast himself.

"Hello my most youthful teammates!" Lee shouted, too loudly for the current early time that it was.

"Lee, you either ate a bunch of curry or-" Neji's sentence was cut off by Tenten.

"You're girlfriend said yes?" Lee's face turned pink and he giggled (yes giggled) a bit.

"She said she would love to!" Lee threw an arm over Neji and put on a cocky smile.

"Neji, how would you like to be my cousin?"

"I would rather stab my byakugon out then be related to you." Neji said, wondering what Lee meant.

"Well…grab a kunai. I am marrying Hinata." Neji's jaw dropped, and so did Tenten and Gai's. Tenten hugged Lee.

"Congrats Lee!" She stepped back and used a finger to push Neji's jaw up to close his mouth.

"I have to be related to Lee now?" Neji choked.

"Yes! Hinata and I have been dating for a while now, and her father has already given us his blessings! We will be cousins now Neji!" Lee smiled happily, Neji screamed bloody murder. Tenten laughed at her boyfriend and thought of ways she might be able to help them. Ashe loves helping to plan weddings. Though she would love to plan her own wedding with Neji.

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Lee sat with Hinata on her couch Neji was over staring darts at Lee. Lee and Hinata were looking at a magazine of some sort.

"Lee, I want this style of cake."

"Looks fine to me love." Lee kissed Hinata and Neji's face turned red. He's never been so pissed with Lee in his life.

"Hinata? Were you not going to meet with Sakura about wedding dresses?"

"No matter what Lee you're not allowed to see it until the wedding day."

"I know." Lee smiled and Hinata kissed his neck and stood up.

"Hello Neji." She said as she walked by. Lee Stood up and stretched. He tried to leave, but Neji stopped him.

"Why did you choose my cousin? Of any girl, why my cousin!?"

"Because she is sweet, and puts up with my youthfulness. She is great, now, I have things to do. In fact, you should be coming! I'm getting tuxedos picked!"

"Wait, I'm one of your best men guys?"

"Sure! You are my friend right?" Neji gave Lee an You're-a-complete-moron look. Lee ran out the door. Neji's face turned red and you could almost see steam coming from his ears.

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Neji sat on his bed. Tenten rubbed his shoulders.

"What's the matter baby?" Tenten asked.

"Lee. Lee is the matter. I don't need him part of the Hyuga house! The main house even!" Neji was mad, Tenten kissed his cheek.

"Well, think of it this way. Now someone in your family will be born with eye brows!" Tenten smiled. Neji just had a vision of a male black haired boy with byakugon and giant eye brows. Neji sprung up.

"I have to stop this! Oh my god I have to stop this! If they breed we're doom! DOOMED!"

"Neji! Calm down! You're freaking out worse then Kakashi the time Naruto put a lobster in Kakashi Sensei's pants." Neji laughed a bit at that memory, but then went immediately back to mad.

"No time for jokes babe. This is serious! We might be related to Lee!"

"We?" Neji thought for a moment and Tenten giggled. Neji blushed. Tenten glomped Neji. Neji enjoyed that.