Crazy Matchmaker Blues!

by neosword7

Timmy is 16 and two years ago his parends ran out on him leaving him to fend for himself. he has no girlfriend and to make things worse he might lose his fairy god parends if he wishes needlesly but a certain meeting might change things to the better" or worse"

1. Chapter 1

Hello dear readers! neosword here ^^)/ hi this will be sort of short story for (fairly odd parends)

Fop in short *i do not own the fairly odd parends franshize or any of the charaters*

Chapter one

CRAZY MATCHMAKER BLEUSS

Timmy was home in his room rolling in his bed trying to sleep through the noise downstairs

AAhhh! Wanda how do we use this thing again?

[wanda] it's called a blender cosmo' and you can't put whole melons in it! you'll break it!

[cosmo] oh! i thought you said i should make melon juice for timmy?

[wanda] no cosmo i didn't say anything like that!

i said check if we have everything timmy needs melonhead!

[cosmo] haha can't blame me for that one!

[wanda] YES! I CAN! MELONHEAD! I just told you not to put those melons in the blender!

{timmy still in his bed rolled around covering his ears with the pillow}

[timmy] i better go down before they destroy our house'

{he whent down the stairs} Cosmo" put down that melon" and wanda please

wait with the redecoration of the house until i'm awake"

[wanda] Good morning sport! we were just trying to see if we could do anything before" you were awake

[timmy] yeah and that's what i heard {he rolled his eyes at her}

[wanda] OH! sorry honey! we didn't ment to

[cosmo] yeah sorry timmy!

[timmy] that's okay guys' i'm awake now so no harm done yet' {looking at cosmo}

[cosmo] Hahaha'

[wanda] well what do you want for breakfast honey?

[timmy] how about i don't wish it and prepare it for us instead? the fridge is full and if i don't make it" it wil spoil sooner or later'

[wanda] timmy you don't need to be afraid that we will run-out of magic power we still have more than enough" to grand you these kind of wishes

[timmy] i don't want to risk losing you guys.. if i can minimise my wishes for only emergencies then you three can stay with me for so long as we want'

[cosmo] i don't think that jorgen will take us from you'

you saved the world and fairy world so many times that even he warmed up to you.

[timmy] well i don't want to risk it with "Da Rules" hanging over our heads'

[wanda] true.. he can be uptight with them'

[poof] But i don't want to leave timmy! {he hugged timmy now for dear life"}

[timmy] that won't happen not as long as i can keep my part of the deal up!

jorgen promised me that if keep this up then you won't be taken i believe that's why he told me about the clause'

[wanda] yeah he wouldn't have normaly

{timmy went to the kitchen with poof still around his middle}

[timmy] and that's why i'll cook, clean, and earn money to buy what we need"

[wanda to cosmo] he's gotten so big and mature these last years{she flinged a tear from her left eye}

[cosmo] yes he has... it kinda makes me sad he won't wish so much anymore.. he'd come to me for all the crazy wishes'

[wanda] well.. some were really dumb but really funny afterwards.

[timmy] so you guys want pancakes?

[wanda&cosmo] yes! yes dear thank you'

[poof] can i have with chocolatechips?

[timmy] sure" no problem!

{after breakfast timmy showered and prepared for school as he went out wanda stopped him}

[wanda] hey! timmy are you going away without telling us what to do?

[timmy] oh' yeah okay listenup as long as you are here alone you guys stay in human form and if the post man or anyone other asks you're renting the house from me' okay?

[wanda cosmo poof] okay timmy!

[timmy] wel i'm of guys and if you need me call me my mobile wil be on all the time"

{he gave them a quik smile as he got on his bike and drove off}

[wanda] wel looks like we're gonna have a pretty dull day before us

[cosmo] we'll be okay look at timmy he's always human and he's always fun!

[wanda] hate to bring it to you cosmo but that's because of us we're his only family now since his parends left..

[cosmo] yeah..

{as timmy got to school he met tootie aj and chester}

[timmy] hey! guys

[tootie] HI! Timmy! how was your weekend?

[aj] hi timmy! yes how was it? i didn't see you at game night"

[chester] Yeah hello! timmy Where were you?

[timmy] OW! i...i kinda forgot about that it was yesterday sorry guys'

[aj] nah it's okay you just forgot we thought something happened" normally you don't miss it

[chester] well as long you're okay it's no biggy man'

[tootie] did my sister hassle you?

[timmy] no' why would she? i haven't seen her that much after she didn't babysat me anymore'

[tootie] Do" i sence some regret in you vioce there timmy?" {she was leaning towards timmy now with a smirk}

[timmy] what the hell are you talking about tootie.. why would have i regrets?

[chester] Come on" timmy we all know that you were crushing on vicky since you turned thirteen"

[timmy] shutup chester i knew i shouldn't have told you that! gosh! i'm going in class with crocker' that's better then listing to you two' let's go aj

[aj] hold it timmy class hasn't begun yet and i really like this conversation actually! haha

[timmy] i can't believe you guys. {he looked at them with a disbelieving expression}

[tootie chester aj] whahaha! your face is priceless!

[timmy] shutup! {his face now flustered}

[tootie] hahaha sorry" Timmy

[aj] hahaha yes! prrrhhhhh! hahaha!

[timmy] that's it! i'm going into class!

{as timmy satdown at his desk trixie asked him something}

[trixie] hey timmy why's your face so red?

[timmy] nothing! what's wrong with everyone today? i don't have a red face!

[trixie] oh you sooo have! and why weren't you at aj this sunday? "he was worried we all were'

[timmy] it was a long week that's all' i'll tell francis later at the gym and tell that guy that he creeps me out with his 180 he pulled on me"

[trixie] wel that's your fault for being his friend after his dad was arrested

[timmy] wel..i i knew him for so long and.. i felt sorry for him

[trixie] "because you two had the same experiences with your families" {she she said that very softly so others wouldn't hear it}

[timmy] yeah.. he also was neglected just like me

{trixie] and that's why he looks now after you like his little brother because eventhought

you had the same life you stayed nice with everyone' trying to make friends so now he'll always try to protect you timmy' and that's why i love him'

[crocker] okay class sit! ahh mister turner could you tell me what this equation wil make hmm?

{timmy became streetsmart with the years and kind of a wise-ass pulling stunts and manipulating people he wasn't real smart but he could play with basic values to make crocker lose control to the amusement of the whole class}

[timmy] w..wel mr crocker i..i think that if i use F as a base and A. I. R. as catalysts and Y. as the end" you get..

{with every letter timmy said crocker eyes twitched}

[crocker] FAIRY'S {he spasmt like a four and hit his head on the desk with every spasm}

{the whole class started laughing!}

[crocker] very funny mister turner' here's a F# for you for!

[timmy] fantastic?

[crocker] No! for!

[timmy] Fabulous?

[crocker]NOOOO! for!

[timmy] for Fairy'?

[crocker]WHAA! FAIRY GOD PARENTS!

{inciting another spasm show for the class}

{after that classes just whent normally for timmy and his friends.}

{At the end of the classes'}

[chester] hey timmy will you join us to the movies tonight?

[timmy] i don't know i have to do some stuff at home later

[tootie] oh come on" it wil be fun! we're all going even francis and trixie right!?

[trixie] ahuh we'll be there so francis wil give you free today i'll pay for the popcorn and drinks!

[timmy] well i can't say no to free food would be a waste" haha okay i'll come guys see you tonight

[aj] we'll pik you up around seven okay?

[timmy] K aj see ya guys'

{timmy went home to his god parents telling them he'd ge out until ten or 12 probably}

[wanda] okay sport but don't make it to late' you need to sleep'even a little honey..

[timmy] yeah i'll take some of those sleeping pills tonight the doc gave

{since timmy's parents ran-out on him he had trouble sleeping}

[cosmo] what movie wil you go to timmy"

[timmy] i don't know" they give out free food i couldn't say no to that so i'll bring some with me for you guys

[cosmo] YAY! FREE MOVIE FOOD!

[wanda] timmy you begin to sound more like someone else we know"

[timmy] really? who?

[wanda] a certain red head"! ha

[timmy] W..WHat? why? with what?

[cosmo] with your cheapness hahaha

[timmy] oh come on guys! and frankly that's not such a bad thing!

[wanda] haha

{timmy pouted with his lips and rolled with his eyes}

i'll go upstairs now! and take a shower!

[wanda&cosmo] hahaha okay

{in the washroom} [timmy] what's wrong today? every one's making comments about vicky and me haaah maaan! sure i crushed at her and yes i do still" but that's not something to laugh about!

{he turned the shower on as the hot water poured over him he relaxed finaly clearing his head}

{after the shower timmy put on some new clothes blue jeans pink shirt green t-shirt and white hoody with pink side strips}

[timmy] this wil do i geuss {he went dow to tell them he would go now but his heart

almost sank to his feet! because to his shock his friends were waiting downstairs on him to get ready! worse was wanda and co were talking to them in human form though but still}

[timmy] G.. Guys"?

[wanda] oh helloo timmy" your friends were "wating"for you {she was very nervous}

[timmy] hey i thought you'd be here around seven not at six thirty"

[tootie] ah the movie starts sooner than chester thought and so we had to hurry a little but timmy why didn't you tell us that you had renters? and such a nice couple!

[chester] yeah man cosmo is a cool dude! and wanda makes the best cookies i ever had!

[aj] i can only agree chester! right vironica!

[vironica] "ahu crunch munch gulp" yeah! the best!

[trixie&francis] Amazing!

[timmy] Realy now!? {he looked at wanda and gave her the "i know you used magic" look}

{wanda laughed nervously now and showed some coldsweath}

[timmy] i see.. so shall we go?

[group] Oh! yes or we'll get there to late!

{as they walked out to the cars timmy stopped feigning he forgot his keys}

[timmy] i'll get them guys! just a minute"

{he closed the door behind him}

[timmy] wanda" cosmo what did i say about magic! are you guys alwright!?

[wanda&cosmo] we're okay! it wasn't anything more than if we change to goldfish or somethin' right cosmo? yes yes" timmy it's the same we use when we're in the castle'

[timmy] so you're okay" good' now don't use magic so carelessly! if you.. if i don't know what i'm gonna do if you are also gone..

[cosmo] timmy there's nothing that will get us away from you we're family! we will always stick-together' come council jorgen or my mother! it doesn't matter

[wanda] Right! timmy! if we have to go against all of fairy kingdom we wil"

[timmy] o.. okay l.. lets just not try it as long as we don't have to"

i love you guys..

[cosmo&wanda] we too timmy! {they hugged him and afterwards he got out to the others}

[chester] hey what took you so long!? did you dropped them under the bed?

[timmy] How did you know that {looking surprised}

[chester] cause it happens to me!

{timmy started the engine and drove off to the movie theater}

{as they got there just as trixie said she paid for everything for timmy and the snacks she got for all (curtecy of her dad's card) but the movie was a bit different than timmy had expected it was a sappy love drama which timmy didn't really have any interest in but it was for free so he didn't complain..much}

{the thing that did however annoy him was that it was a couples night and he was the only person without a date" he saw all his friends cuddle and smoochy *he made a gag sign*}

[timmy] I'm gonna get me some more pinkcola and popcorn you guys want?

"..."

[timmy] i thought so...

{he got outside to get his stuff and after he came back he saw someone standing in the entrance leaning to wall looking at the rows in front}

[timmy] "Hey" are you trying to""

[hooded person]Shhh" no" i'm staying here

[timmy] oh you're a girl' also here alone? {he took a hand full of popcorn to eat as he asked}

[hooded girl] "yes" i am a girl" i'm not here for couple-night"

[timmy]"oh than why?"

[hooded girl] i keep an eye on my sister so her boyfriend doesn't do anything weird

[timmy] ah" i see trying to protect her" that's nice

[hooded girl] don't tel me you're here to watch the movie? because you're a feely guy!?

[timmy] "hehe" no" {he made a gaging sing to the hooded girl}

[timmy] i'm here cause the free food"

{the hooded girl grabbed a hand of popcorn}

[hooded girl] wel" if it's free"

[timmy] "He hey"

[hooded girl] ooh! don't be so stingy! it's just some popcorn!" !{she started choking}

[timmy] Here"! drink!""

[hooded girl] thank you" i thought i'd choke to death pink cola is my fav drink!"

[timmy] mine too' are you sure you wanna stay here? there are some seats right there"

{timmy {pointed to some seats two rows away from the front}

[hooded girl]...okay" but be quik"

[timmy] just give me you're hand"

{she reached out slowly as timmy grabbed it her hand tightened a little}

[timmy] let's go"

{stealthily timmy brought her to the chairs so no-one could see them as they sat timmy gave her the popcorn and the pinkcola}

[timmy] wait here"

[hooded girl] ?

{after five minutes he came back with three bottles of pinkcola and snacks}

[hooded girl]!why did you get so much?!

[timmy] it's free" one of my friends father owns this place so i can get as much as i want" hehe

[hooded girl] then why get so much you don't know me"

[timmy] "that doesn't matter before you came i was totally bored!" but now i feel like a private eye" hehehe

[hooded girl] "you're weird" that's not a bad thing by the way"

[timmy] "thanks"

{while talking with the girl timmy couldn't see her face but it seemed like she had a lot of fun talking and sneaking around when the movie was over she got up first and went outside hinting for timmy to follow her to the doors}

[timmy] yes?

[hooded girl] okay listen i'm normally not this chummy with someone i just met but thank you it was fun it made that horrible movie seem not so bad! i gotta go now or else she'll see me so bye!

[timmy] i have to thank you" and don't mention it! if you ever follow your sister again and see me here just come over again" bye!

{as the hooded girl went away the others came right behind him}

[all] timmy who was that you were talking to? yeah who was that? ahuh

[timmy] ah just someone that sat next to me

end of part 1