I am the luckiest person on Earth.

No doubt about that.

Okay... well... my life's not PERFECT, but it's as close as it gets.
I have a perfect girl. My uncle is the most caring person anybody can ask for. And of course, I have a horse.
Now, you may be thinking that a horse isn't much.
But trust me, I can think of the best reason why a horse is awesome.

You can run away from your fan club.