One day, when Ninja was getting ready to escort Reid to The BAU he was taking way to long in the bathroom.
"SPENCER! GET YOUR PALE ASS OUT HERE! I GOTTA PUT A BOW IN MY HAIR AND STUFF!"
"Um…I can't come out right now…"
"WHY!?" Ninja yelled.
"Uh…I'm shaving?" Reid said weakly.
"LIAR! YOUR EATING MUFFINS ARENT YOU!?" Ninja yelled.
"Erm, no! I AM TO SHAVING!" Reid protested
"Nuh-uh, you have nothing to shave except…YOUR HAIR! GAHHH!" Ninja yelled breaking the door to reveal Reid shootin up with kool aid.
"GASP! Oh no! Reid how could you!"
"I-I…"Reid stammered.
"YOU LEFT THE SHOWER ON!" Ninja yelled.
"what's the hoopla?" UPS person said, walking into the bathroom.
"LE GASP! YOU LEFT THE TOOTHPASTE OUT!" UPS person yelled.
"I did?" Reid asked, still shootin' up koolaid, without them noticing.
"Is that kool aid you're shooting up?" UPS person asked.
"Maybe..." Reid said calmy.
"Oh...IS IT THE KOOLAID JAMMER KIND, WHERE THEY HAVE THE FUN TONGUE TWISTERS ON THE BACK? EYE E (I.E obvs, for all you slow people out there) "SIR, SIP THE STRAW SUPER SLOWLY!?!?!" UPS person asked, becoming over joyed at the fact that
"Yes, it is the kool aid jammer kind, expect the tongue twister on this one is "Goofy Gary guessed Grape Jammers grows in galaxies of grape shaped great purple planets!" which is ironic, because I can't even say it once without almost expiercing light-headness...and, that tongue twister doesn't exactly make much sense...also-" Reid carried on...
"Okay, okay, we've got it. HOW COULD LIE TO ME AND SAY YOUR SHAVING, WHEN YOU OBVS WERENT!" Ninja exclamied.
"well...you see...I didn't want you to get upset..." Reid said, shyly.
"WHY WOULD I GET UPSET?! I would have totes joined you, you fool. shooting up is my favorite hobby!" Ninja told him.