House²
Chapter 1.
"You bastard!" Dr. James Wilson exclaimed from the door. "A child?"
Dr. Gregory House was sitting behind his desk. He looked up, annoyed by Wilson's outburst and rolled his eyes.
"That took you long enough." House said as he grabbed his coffee cup and took a long sip. "did you know Cuddy found out first? And it took Thirteen one look, to figure it out? But not you, it took you four days, two hours and forty two minutes."
"You should have told me!" Wilson walked into the room. He was livid.
"It was dead!" House yelled back.
"It?" Wilson was appalled. "It," Wilson exaggerated, "apparently wasn't. Isn't."
"I didn't know that."
"House! It," he exaggerated again, "is out there, running around the hospital." Wilson waved his behind him but kept his angry eyes on House.
"It," House mocked Wilson, "isn't running around out there. It is right there." House pointed behind Wilson. Wilson turned around, and jumped when he saw it sitting in the chair, all sparkly eyed and highly amused by the bickering.
"Oh my god!" Wilson uttered as he really saw what it was. "Oh my god, House!"