That's just my luck, got killed again
That's just my luck, got killed again
Spy went and backstabbed me
I once was safe in our team's lane
Though others disagree
Was just helping
Some engineer
His sentry did protect
We did not see that spy appear
No, we were not spy checked
Past many bullets, bombs, and traps
He really did sneak by
Could have got him many a time
But he slipped past like a fly
He made it right into our base
Disguised as a sniper
He went and uncloaked in my place
Stabbed me like a viper
Respawn time seems to take so long
Clock slowly counting down
Watch the others get backstabbed too
That spy, he has the crown
That's just my luck, got killed again
Spy went and backstabbed me
I once was safe in our team's lane
Though others disagree
So, this is the first of (hopefully) a few parody songs revolving around the video games I love. I dunno, this just came to me the other day. It's a parody of Amazing Grace (the upbeat version that you sing at camps and stuff). This is one of the few things in poetry I'm proud of; it sounds decent, and I got the rhyme scheme and number of syllables per line exact.
I don't own Amazing Grace or the Orange Box. I don't know who originally made Amazing Grace, but The Orange Box and all the wonderful games in it are copyright Valve.
This particular one, as you can probably guess, is about TF2. I was inspired to make it when there was a really skilled spy running around and I kept getting backstabbed.