A/N: Hey, so this is just a quick little thing I came up with :)

Contests:

19,000 Prompts, 500 Words, One Week- Kent Farm

Harry Potter Chapter Competition- Hermione's secret - Alternatively, write about Hermione's stress in third year.

The Hogwarts Casino 2014- To enter the Casino, you will have to submit a entry fee, consisting of a story with a minimum of 300 words.

Nothing But Dialogue Contest- I think this is pretty self explanatory :D

"Hey Hermione..."

"What Ron? I'm kinda extremely busy here!"

"You were raised a muggle, right?"

"Glad you finally noticed."

"That's not what I meant... Anyways, I'm reading one of those muggle textbooks and I had a few questions..."

"A muggle textbook- nevermind, I'm far to busy to even think about you and your silly frolicking! Let me finish up my potions essay, then I'll answer whatever mindless questions you have."

"Are you done yet?"

"Not even close."

"Are you done yet?"

"No."

"Are you done yet?"

"No."

"Are you done yet?"

"No."

"Are you done yet?"

"Ron."

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry! I just have one question...have you ever been to this place... Smallville? This textbook keeps talking about this farm in Smallville."

"Ron, are you reading comic books again? For the last time, comic books are not muggle textbooks! I thought I explained this to you last time."

"Well, whatever they are, these 'comic books' are boring, I mean what's the big deal about a strong guy who can fly...I mean come on, what is magic for? I have met tons of wizards who do the same thing every day, and no one calls them 'Superman'!"

"Ron, please stop bugging me! I'm really stressed out! I have a potions essay due tomorrow, I have to transfigure seven buttons into umbrellas by Wednesday, and I haven't even started my extra credit defense against the dark arts essay. I'm so behind!"

"So, do you think I could make a good farmer? I wonder what it would be like to work on Kent Farm..."

"Ron, if you aren't going to be quiet, I'm leaving, I cannot deal with this."

"Seriously...I think I would make a pretty good farmer..."

"That's it! I'm leaving. You and your farming dreams, have a nice day. I'm going to the library."

"Hmmm, I wonder what apples taste like straight from the tree..."

Word count: 317 words, not including A/N's