Pumpkin Juice

It was late at night and Remus decided he was bored.

"No one else is up and I need to do something before I drive myself crazy!" Remus was then struck with a brilliant idea.

"I'll go for a swim! Not just any ordinary swim though!" Remus said a spell and a pool appeared before him.

"Now most people want to swim in Jell-O or chocolate, not me though it has to be something original, hmm."

Remus thought. "Pumpkin juice! Ah! That's it by Jove!" Remus filled the pool with pumpkin juice and jumped in. His swim trunks had adorable little wolves on them. (AN: Kawaii picture isn't it?) Severus heard the splashing and was halfway through an episode of Passions.

"Can't a grown man watch a soap opera in peace?" Severus harrumphed. He walked outside in his fuzzy Yoda slippers to find Remus splashing around and making clicking noises like a dolphin.

"Free Willy!" Lupin shouted.

"You imbecile what are you doing, it's four in the morning." Severus growled in annoyance. Remus chuckled. "Frankly my good sir I don't give a damn." Snape groaned. Madam Hooch pushed him in.

"Lighten up homie and learn to live it up! Know what I'm sayin yo?" Madam Hooch burst into laughter.

Snape spat out cold pumpkin juice. "Am I the only sane one in this school?"

Albus looked faintly amused. "A pool party and no one invited me? For shame, alas alas, there's no party without pigs in a blanket!" Sprout put on some music, which happened to be Ace of Base.

"All that she wants is another baby, yeah all that she wants." Remus sang along which sounded like howling, more like dog killing.

Snape shook himself off. "You all escaped from the little white room! Just like everything is against me, spies everywhere!"

Remus laughed. "Yes sir James Bond!" Snape walked away.

Remus chuckled. "Anyone for eggnog?" And laughed.

"Common Snape disco!" Professor Vector called. He was dressed in a bright silver disco suit. "Now that's disturbing." Snape shivered. But when he went back to his room he found his Blue's Clues ice cream had melted. "

Oh, and I had the little paw prints to!" Snape fell asleep, while outside pumpkin juice stained everything!