This is dedicated to my friends. We've been talking about this idea for a while and I wanted thecatchinglightalchemist to write it because she's a better writer but she said she didn't want to so I'm doing it. I'm going to say Hikaru/Marisa etc. in the beginning, but as I get more into the story, that's going to stop. Haruhi will always be Josette though. So onto the story!

What the hell? Josette thought. Where am I?

She found herself in front of an unfamiliar room marked "Music Room 3" or so she thought for the sign was in Japanese. She opened the door, releasing a plethora of rose petals. Once they cleared, she saw six people standing in the middle of the room.

"Welcome!" They chorused.

Wait a minute. I know them, she thought. And she did for the six people there had the faces of her friends from school, except they were all wearing blue coats, black pants, and looked like boys. And a few of them had different hair colors. (ok so not exactly the same... but the same faces)

"Haru-chan, is something the matter?" the short blond boy asked.

Wait, isn't that Virginia? Josette thought. "What do you mean 'Haru-chan'?"

"Oh my Haruhi! Why are you playing around like that?" another blond boy who kind of looked like Riley said, "Daddy doesn't like this game. But if you want to play, I'll play with you later."

"Boss, stop being a pervert," one of two twins said. He kind of looked like Marisa.

"Yeah, stop pervert," the other twin said. This one looked like Megan.

"I'm not a pervert!" the blond exclaimed while the twins chanted, "Pervert, pervert, pervert!"

"Sorry about this, Haruhi. I told them to behave but you know they never listen," a dark-haired boy told her. This one looked like Alex.

"Um… no problem. I'm just confused. How did I get here? And my name is Haruhi? When did that happen? Where exactly am I?" Josette asked.

"Hahahahahahaha…hahahahahaha," a girl on a spinning platform coming from the floor laughed (where does that come from anyway). "This is precious. Remarkable absolutely wonderful. And so, Haruhi loses his memories and becomes vulnerable to the many pressures of the host club. Perfect, absolutely perfect."

That is so Amy Josette thought.

"Renge may have a point. Even though I suspect Tamaki is behind this, I think that we should refresh Haruhi's memory. I am Kyoya Ohtori," Kyoya/Alex explained, "The blonde imbicile is Tamaki Suoh, the club's 'prince'. The twins are Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. The small blonde is Mitskuni Huninozuka, aka. Hunni and the tall, dark-haired boy is Takashi Morinozuka, aka. Mori. You, of course, are Haruhi Fujioka."

"That's right, Haru-chan. We're all hosts in the Ouran Host Club of Ouran Academy," Hunni/Virginia said.

"Although, you were forced to be a host because you broke that vase your first day and ended up becoming the host club's dog," the twins said in perfect unison.

"Is this helping at all?" Kyoya/Alex asked.

"Um… not really. You see, you all look familiar but I remember you not as Kyoya or Tamaki but as Alex and Riley. The twins are Marisa and Megan. Hunni is Virginia and Mori is Hailey. And that crazy girl, Renge, is Amy. And I am Josette," Josette explained. "We go to the same high school. The last thing I remember is I was at lunch with them and I was about to fall asleep."

"That's strange. Well no time to worry about this now. We have guests to attend to," Kyoya said.

Ch. 1 done… I know… I'm not a good writer but whatever… I'm getting better.